Friday, December 28, 2012

12/28/2012 The Wood Doctor is In!

It's Friday and the Guys have a great show planned for today! First off, the Guys have a special guest coming in today: the Wood Doctor! Also, the guys are going to talk about Parents, Driving 600 Miles, Women in India, Ass Backwards Countries, and finally the Man Cave. It's going to be a great show! You're not going to want to miss it! Tell your friends as well! Listen tonight at WedgeRadioNetwork.com at 10PM PST! So, listen live and participate in the show by calling 909-666-4221!

And you thought your parents were bad, this girl named Aubrey Ireland has bad fucking parents! They not only followed her to school, but they pretty much stalked her. It all started with her parents regularly driving 600 miles just to see her... She was forced to file a restraining order from the fuckers. I can imagine how that drive was. "So, honey. What else do you like about our daughter?" "Her pussy."
http://gawker.com/5971524?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

India is ass backwards and fucking retarded! A woman was gang raped by a bunch of fucking animals and ended up getting pregnant by one of the fuckers. Kind of like Freddy Kruger was made. So, it would seem that the court of law over there decided that for her to keep her composure, she must marry one of the fuckers. So, without anything else to do, she killed herself. Way to go Assholes! 
http://news.sky.com/story/1030759/gang-raped-indian-teenager-kills-herself




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Wednesday, December 26, 2012

12/26/2012 Christmas Fiscal Fuck Up

Well, the Guys are back after this quick Christmas Break and they're going to start this work week with a bang! With every other talk radio show taking the entire week off, the Guys at the Wedge Radio Network are bringing you brand new content to fill your dirty little mind with! Especially with the Christmas season being old and tired by next week. Let's get back to things and normality.

Ending this holiday season, it would appear that this year had been reported as the weakest holiday sales since 2008! What the fuck does that mean? Well, it pretty much means that as a country we failed because the fiscal cliff, (the one that had been looming over us). Thank God for the Mayan... FUCK! 
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/12/26/us-holiday-retail-sales-growth-weakest-since-2008/?test=latestnews

We all know how perfectly understandable it is to fall in love with the man who murdered your twin sister, but this story is just ridiculousness. Edith Casas wants to marry Victor Cingolani, the man who is convicted of murdering her sister. She claims that she isn't jealous and that she wants to marry him after his 13 year sentence. Well, if that isn't romantic then I better let my 12 year old victim out of my den. 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/22/edith-casas-victor-cingolani-marry-twin-sister-murder_n_2352054.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news



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Friday, December 21, 2012

12/21/2012 Christmas Show

It's the Christmas Show! Here at the Wedge Radio Network we take holidays very serious, and this rink-a-dink holiday is no exception. The Guys are going to talk about the Holiday, Christmas Story, Silly Geese, Liquid Ass, Santas, Scruples, and Getting Guns! It's going to be a fun show! So, listen live at 10 PM PST at WedgeRadioNetwork.com.

Jason Festerman is a silly goose. He bought some product called liquid ass and his son took it to school and sprayed it about. Liquid Ass is a product  that smells like ass, that's it. So, this ass smelling school decided to suspend the kid. Then the father decided to spray when he went to the school to argue with the principal... So, he may be going to jail. A pranks a prank. Lighten up Assholes! 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/20/jason-festerman-liquid-ass-school_n_2340579.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

This Santa has a dick up his ass. Whenever a kid tells him that they want a gun he decides that it's best to tell them the dangers that guns possess... First off, they're asking for fake guns and second; who is he to tell a kid what they can and can't want! Fuck Santa! 
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/at-santas-side-this-week-the-children-and-their-wish-lists-seem-especially-poignant/2012/12/20/b0f40648-4a8d-11e2-a6a6-aabac85e8036_story.html?hpid=z9



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Thursday, December 20, 2012

12/20/2012 Burn Out Testicles


The Guys are going to do the show early, so they'll be on at 6PM tonight, but will be live! Also, Sam Lock will be in studio. I know because he's sitting across from me. So, stay tuned because the guys are going to be re-broadcasting L.J. Brown's show tonight at Midnight! Stay Tuned at WedgeRadioNetwork.com

I don't know who I hate more in this story. Christine A. Meyers or her boyfriend who stood in front of her car. She ended up hitting him and giving him a bit of Road Rash... She gave him road rash on his back and ripped the skin off his testicles off. WHAT!? WHOA! Out of left field! The guy, laid down in front of her car. Hence, the hate for this pussy. Fuck 'em, that's what they get. 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/17/christine-meyers-ran-over-boyfriend-burned-scrotum_n_2317741.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Blah blah blah, doomsday doomsday cult cult arrest bullshit bullshit bullshit.
http://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2012/12/20/1000-doomsday-cult-members-arrested/UPI-14671356028294/?spt=hs&or=tn



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Wednesday, December 19, 2012

2012/19/2012 Miss DUI

So, it would seem that the Guys were lied to again! Sam Lock won't be in on tonight's episode, or any other night... Until he finally tells the truth and comes in! So, the Guys have Drunken Hot Girls, Real Hillbilly Porn, Miss USA Pangeants, Freakshows, and the Zombie Apocalypse. It's going to be a fun show! You aren't going to want to miss it!

Here's a mugshot that we just can't get enough of! It's a mugshot of Miss Las Cruces, her name is Sarah J. Richardson and she drunkenly crashed her car into a light pole which obliterated the power in the current neighborhood for about 1700 people. What a cute stupid bitch! 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/19/sarah-j-richardson-dwi-miss-las-cruces_n_2331442.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

So, it would seem that the hillbilly porn is a real thing with porn companies trying to get Honey Boo Boo's Cousin to do some tom-foolery! I thought that was only reserved for Pappy! 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/18/crazy-tony-lindsey-honey-boo-boo-porn_n_2325825.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news


Tuesday, December 18, 2012

12/18/2012 Honey Boo Boo Porn...

So, what's on the docket for today's show? The Guys are going to talk about Mission Impossible Bank Robbers, Porn, Honey Boo Boo, and Breaking Out of Jail. It's going to be a fun show! Also, Sam Lock is going to come in on tonight's show! So, you're going to want to huddle up next to the computer and listen! We're live at 10PM PST on WedgeRadioNetwork.com and also get the show on demand at the said website!

Some things are just not impossible and this is just fucking crazy! So, 2 bank robbers did the impossible and broke out of a state of the art jail. Now that's not the crazy part. The way they broke out is downright impossible. The escaped out a 5 inch window. What the hell? 
http://news.yahoo.com/2-inmates-escape-federal-prison-chicago-162425896.html

So, it is the end of the world! There seems to be a correlation between the success of Honey Boo Boo and other reality hicks and the increase in hillbilly porn sales. Who buys porn? 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/17/hillbilly-porn-on-the-rise-honey-boo-boo_n_2316309.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news



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Monday, December 17, 2012

12/17/2012 Hysterectomy'd Mommies

So, it's Monday in this post shot up Connecticut world and it's a somber time when it comes to thinking of children and schools. It's an unkind world and it's always been one and always will be one. So, it's somewhat of a moot point. So, what're the Guys going to talk about on tonight's show!? They're going to talk about Markers, Schools, Lockdowns, Pregnant Women, Hysterectomies, and Unexpected Sons! It's going to be a great show! So, listen live tonight at 10 PM PST and join the conversation by calling 909-666-4221! Just go to WedgeRadioNetwork.com


In this post Connecticut shooting world, people have gone mad! So, here's the deal. A panicky Pete saw that a kid had some sort of concealed weapon, and pandemonium went off! The fucking retarded school officials decided to go in full on lock down to find... a fucking magic marker. Now fuck yourself with it. 

This is a sad story, so this woman went in to the hospital to get a major operation to find out that she's PREGNANT! Granted, she had 3 daughters to begin with, but she was finally blessed with a son. So, what's the big deal? She was told that she was pregnant after a hysterectomy. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand the Baby? Oh. Fuck... 




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Thursday, December 13, 2012

12/13/2012 Sugar Tits

Let's pray to the Gods that Roach is not in that same shitty mood as he was yesterday, but if that's the case then God Help Us. On the docket for tonight's show the Guys are going to talk about Stupid Baby Names, Freak Shows, Castrating Justin Bieber, Driving Dogs, Cocaine Tits, and Smuggling! It's going to be a great show! So, listen live at 10PM PST at WedgeRadioNetwork.com and after the Wedge Radio Show it's I'm Just Sayin' with L.J. Brown and Friends!

A wanna be hit man was arrested from New Mexico the other day with details to strangle and castrate Justin Bieber, and you thought you had Bieber Fever! However, in New York the Dumbass failed to complete his mission. He also was recorded on the phone by the police saying that he wished he could have completed the murders... Who gives a fuck about Justin Bieber to try to murder and castrate him?

It would seem that drug smugglers are getting more and more creative... or fucking dumber! On a flight from Colombia to Barcelona a woman was questioned after a quick glance at her tities. The tits in question were bandaged, and was a bloody mess. So, they eventually took her tit implants out to reveal 3 pounds of cocaine stashed in breast implants... WHAT THE FUCK!? 



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Wednesday, December 12, 2012

12/12/2012 The End of the World

It's hump day and the Guys are going to do a hell of a lot of radio for you fuckers! Starting off with the Wedge Radio Show, which starts at 10PM PST at WedgeRadioNetwork.com On tonight's show, the guys are going to talk about Meteorologists, Ethnic Hair, 12/12/12, Religion, Wedge's School, and creepy comics! Then at midnight! The Guys are going to do the Midnight Put Down! They're going to play your requests!


An ABC Meteorologist has some pretty dumb watchers, these dumb idiots don't understand why she has almost no hair. She explained in a very elequant way that she is a black woman and that has "ethnic hair." So, because of this, she was fired. Pretty fucking understanding.
http://jezebel.com/5967738/black-meteorologist-fired-for-responding-to-facebook-question-about-her-ethnic-hair

It's 12/12/2012! So, what's the thing to do on your ass backwards religion's holy day? YUP! Carve a pentagram on your son's back! This fucker did just that. It's only a day. That's it. NOTHING FUCK FACE! 
http://www.wfaa.com/news/local/Richland-Hills-man-arrested-for-carving-pentagram-in-boys-back-183212841.html





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Tuesday, December 11, 2012

12/11/2012 Sex Saves the World

So, what's on the docket today? SEX is on the fucking docket you ass muncher! From Porn Hubs to prostitutes with plans, today's going to be a fun show! Tell your friends and listen live at WedgeRadioNetwork.com

Watch out porn watchers! It looks like Fabian Thylmann was arrested on Tax Evasion. Why is this worth mentioning? Well, he owns YouPorn and PornHub. If Al Capone can get taken down on similar charges, what's to stop the sharing and distribution of porn? MOTHER OF GOD!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/11/fabian-thylman-arrested-pornhub-youporn-taxes_n_2276381.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Dennis Hof is a genius, or pervert... I forget. He owns a Brothel and is stating that if the Country would legalize prostitution then we'd get over this fiscal cliff. I agree and where do I sign for this petition? Can the oldest profession save America?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/11/dennis-hof-moonlight-bunny-ranch_n_2279804.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news



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Monday, December 10, 2012

12/10/2012 Damn Truth Tellers

We're back after a daughnting weekend and the Guys are coming in with a cloud of glory, in which they will fade a way into oblivion... or another thing. The Guys are going to talk about Real McCoys, Truthfulness, ATM's, Subhumans, Pot, Bar Smoking, and Sports Bars. It's going to be a weird show. I can assure you that.

Are you a normal person? Well apparently Dan McCoy is the real McCoy and is too fucking honest! This subhuman found money at an ATM and wants to identify the person and give the money back. He's not disclosing how much, but this dipshit is trying to "do the right thing." Fucker! I hope it's a measly amount! 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/09/dan-mccoy-atm-money_n_2266079.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%20News

So, Washington legalized pot smoking last Thursday and Frank Schnarr, a sports bar owner, has declared that he will allow pot smoking in his bar! Smoking is apparently illegal, so I wonder what kind of weird loophole this guy is going to have to do. So, I dunno. I say who gives a fuck! Let 'em smoke. I don't care! 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/10/washington-state-bar-owne_n_2270638.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%20News



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Friday, December 7, 2012

12/07/2012 Clerks 3 and Bad Santas

So, the Guys are going to catch up on the older articles that have been left behind. However, they do have a few things to talk about before that. Convoluted? Yes. Listen live at 10PM at WedgeRadioNetwork.com

So, it looks like there's a Bad Santa showed up at a Texas Event. However, instead of being a lovable hoodlum thief like in the said movie. It turned up to be a FUCKING SEX OFFENDER! Queue the accent... wait... DA DAA DAAAAA! 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/06/santa-claus-sex-offender-cleveland-texas_n_2253737.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

If you thought that Clerks 2 was enough, it turns out Kevin Smith wants to do a Clerks 3. His rational is that Clerks is about being 20, Clerks 2 is about being 30 and Clerks 3 is about being 40... Didn't Clerks 2 come out a few years ago? Also, didn't Kevin Smith give up making movies and decided to just veg out? It would seem so...
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/59925


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Thursday, December 6, 2012

12/06/2012 Banging the Guys with Mom

This week is almost done and Wedge and Roach are backed up! Not with shit, Jackass, but with stories. What're the Guys going to talk about tonight? The Guys are going to talk about Syria and Sarin, Method Actors, Demon Hotline, Meth, Grave Robbers, Fat Organs, Mother Daughter Sex Duo, Sexual Santa Claus, and Video Games. I can guarantee that the Guys won't talk about everything that was just stated. Listen live at 10PM PST Tonight at WedgeRadioNetwork.com and stay tuned afterwards for I'm Just Sayin' with L.J. Brown and Friends!

So, the Guys are going to get a little more serious at some point in today's episode to talk about Syria and the use of Chemical Warfare against Egypt. I don't know how long this story is going to be, but for fuck sakes just blow each other already! 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/06/sarin-gas-syria_n_2251919.html?utm_hp_ref=tw

So, this fat woman is so fat that she imploded on herself. 600 pound Dominique Lanoise is a mere 600 pounds and is so fat that her fat has imploded inside of her body and invaded her organs... They're around her ORGANS!? Yeah, and now it's apparently a race against time... If that wasn't a given already. 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/04/dominique-lanoise-689-lb-mom_n_2240766.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

The Sexxtons are dirty bitches... Jessica and Monica are Mother Daughter and they do duo porn scenes... Gotta love the missing tooth. They say they don't touch each other, but do claim, and apparently proven, that they're legitimate Mother and Daughter. Do you think they could taste each other's fluids... From the guys... cock?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/06/mother-daughter-porn-duo-jessica-monica-sexxxton_n_2238052.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news



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Wednesday, December 5, 2012

12/05/2012 Transvestite Wife Beaters and Fat Fucks

So, what's on the show for tonight!? What about transvestite wife beaters with a twist? Or fake rape allegations from a bitchy fat fuck? It's going to be a fun show so listen live at 10PM PST at WedgeRadioNetwork.com and then listen to the midnight put down at midnight tonight!

A couple of days ago the Guys talked about a man who found out that his wife used to be a man. Well, I suppose things happen in reverse sometimes, because Angelo Heddington was an abusive husband to Elizabeth Rudavsky. Angelo abused her so much that she turned and stabbed the fucker. Then a paramedic discovered a prosthetic penis in his pants... There's a picture of these bitches and WHAT THE FUCK! How the hell do you make that mistake!? 
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2242991/Wife-kills-abusive-husband-self-defense-discover-actually-woman-wearing-prosthetic-penis.html

Talking about big fat bitches, Lynette Lee was an average girl who feels like she is deserving of everything. So, when she met a man on the website MeetMe she decided that it was appropriate to claim that the man had raped her, just because they had bad sex. WHAT THE FUCK!? They always assume that it's the man who's the creepy little fuck!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/04/lynette-lee-false-rape-claim-bad-sex_n_2238263.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%20News



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Tuesday, December 4, 2012

12/04/2012 Stealing and Sharing

Sorry about the lack of a post for yesterday, but the Guys were behind on time and just jumped into the show. They also only talked about one news article, so it wasn't much of an issue I suppose. Well, the Guys have a show for you today. Starting at 10PM on the Wedge Radio Network the guys are going to talk about Blabbering About Crimes, Sexual Assaulting Women, Claiming Rape, Demons, and Voodoo! It's going to be a great show!

Hannah Sabata is a dumb son of a bitch. This dummy stole a car, robbed a bank, and posted a video on Youtube claiming what she's done. The worse thing of all is that she recorded the video in mirror mode ... Dumb Bitch. Ugh, I hate these people. 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/04/hannah-sabata-chick-bank-robber-video_n_2236812.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%20News

Have you ever had something that you wanted to share with your Significant Other, but they're just unresponsive? That's what happened to a 20 year old Belfair man. He wanted his girlfriend to know why he like meth so much, so he put meth in her cigarette. Good going dumbass... She freaked out and the dumb son of a bitch told her what he did. Asshole! 
http://www.kitsapsun.com/news/2012/dec/03/man-arrested-for-allegedly-slipping-meth-into/



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