05/31/2012 The Great Kool-Aid Shootout

This is probably one of those weeks, because it's official: THE VIRUS IS SPREADING! With more on zombies to kool-aid and furious masturbation the Guys are sure to have another great show today! Remember, it's the end of the world, so dress accordingly and tote a large bat. The Guys are expecting to talk about the Following:

MMA Fighter turn Zombie - Well, not really zombie, but he was said to be competent to stand trial. He removed his friend's still beating heart, tongue and skin. I heard the last thing his friend told him was, "I want you inside of me..." 
http://news.yahoo.com/california-mma-fighter-faces-trial-grim-slaying-221436138--spt.html

I want You to Gain My Power. - 21 year old Alexander Kenyua admitted to murdering his roommate Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie by eating his heart and brain. From my understanding his brother found the body, but when he returned with his father the body was moved and Al was washing out a tin that the body was in. After a short argument they all agreed, Kujoe was a loser and wasn't worth the Judicial System's time... Wait.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/31/alexander-kinyua-kujoe-agyei-kodie-ate-brain-heart-roommate-maryland_n_1560149.html?ref=mostpopular

FUCK YOU! My Kool-Aid is the Tits! - 2 Detroit teens found themselves in Red Water after having an argument over who made the best Kool-Aid. Apparently, this escalated into gunfire... Anything I say will probably be misconstrued as racist, so I'm going to stay out of it.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/31/kool-aid-gun-fight-shooting-detroit_n_1559612.html?ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%20News

That's just the beginning so you don't want to miss out on today's show! Check out the show at 10PM on the Wedge Radio Network!

http://www.WedgeRadioNetwork.com/

Tonight after the Wedge Radio Show, it's...

05/30/2012 Cats, Masturbation, and Zombies!

On today's show we are going to have friend of the show in Sam Lock and we're going to discuss his production company Steam Punk Productions and his first production! On today's show the guys are going to:

Go over the Cannibals in the news and self-mutilation from the last week, and we'll discuss the apparent cause "Zombie LSD."

Talk about being angry, this man decided to bite his cat's face off... Why? Depression and pretty much being a pussy! 


Because Farmville is so important, this 22 year old girl murdered her kid. I hope that garden was worth it.

When driving down the highway would this be a good welcome to a new city? A woman furiously flicking the bean. I'd say, welcome freaks! Things are going to get funky!

There is also so much more! We're going to have a great show today! So, tune in at 10PM at

http://www.WedgeRadioNetwork.com

After the Wedge Radio Show we're going to have Ex Machina with Jeff and Mike! So, stay tuned!

05/29/2012 Evisceration, Castration and the Zombie Nation!

So, after this memorial day weekend what the hell are the guys going to talk about today? Well, how about Self Mutilation, castration, Zombies, Robberies from Facebook, Pornography and Principals, Bad Mothers and Just Plain Bad Fuckin' luck.

On the first half of the show, we're going to, I hope to God that they do, talk about the following:

In one case a man decided to eviscerate himself and throw his entrails at the police. I think this guy needed a hug.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2012/05/29/wayne-carter-threw-intestines-at-officers-stabbed-self-new-jersey_n_1554126.html?

A self-proclaimed asexual decided that it'd be fun to castrate himself and sell his cock and balls in the form of gourmet food. Ugh, people actually paid to eat a cock... You're doing it wrong! Just go to a bar and get that shit for free!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2012/05/24/asexual-mao-sugiyama-cooks-serves-own-genitals_n_1543307.html?

Two naked men where frolicking when one man decided that eating his pals face was a good idea. It was all caught on tape and the man was shot and killed... ZOMBIES! FUCKING RUN! or get seconds.
http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/26/11899538-report-miami-police-shoot-naked-man-chewing-on-victims-face

That's just the tip of the iceberg on today's show! So tune in at 10PM!

http://www.WedgeRadioNetwork.com


Then after, listen to Ripped in Half with Jason, Steve and Eric!

05/28/2012 Sex Toys, Babe Ruth, Pontious Pilate, Retards Best of.

The guys took memorial day off today, so enjoy this best of! We have compiled some really great segments from the last year! On today's best of, the guys talk about:

Sex Toys, Mufflers, and Ignorance. This was from the Seeing 9/11 Episode on January 27, 2012. This segment, the guys discuss sex toys, sex with cars and the need to bleach your own eye balls.

The Babe Ruth Blues. This segment was from the Babe Ruth Blues Episode which was from April 25, 2012. This is a very funny segment where Wedge's verbal faux paus creates an impromptu Blues Jam about Babe Ruth.

Pontious Pilate. This segment was from the Eskimo Brothers Episode from February 10, 2012. This blasphemous segment is about Jesus Films, Crucifixion, Jesus Dick, Korean Man Who Crucified Himself, Al Pacino as Pontious Pilate, Aladdin Jesus, Mr. Beaning it, and Ska.

Flammable Retards. This segment was from the Chemo Exclusive Episode from February February 08, 2012. This offensive segment is about Kids, Jewish Vampires, Retards, Bullies, Mr. Guy, Cool Clean and Smart, the Friendly Neighborhood Cholo, Crazy People, Voice Impersonation, Prejudice, Human Nature, and Flammable Retards.

AND MORE!

Snooki with No Make-up
Sexual Prenups
and
Blasphemy and Requeems!

We'll be back live on Tuesday!

05/18/2012 Nude Shopping, Tree Sex, and Sucking a Dick

Wedge is very frustrated today, so this is going to be an interesting show today...

So, what's on the docket?

John Travolta Sucks a Dick
Jeff Conaway is dead, but from the grave he tells us that he woke up one day with John Travolta on his "Junk."

Nude Shopping
A woman went shopping naked, why is it a big deal? Because if she was hot or sexy, then she'd be free to go.

Want some hot Tree Sex?
A man tied himself to a tree and exposed his junk and put a blindfold on... Why? He wanted some anonymous sex. I wouldn't be surprised if somebody just cut that sucker off.

After the show around midnight will be the It's Cassie Ramone and the XXXPage Program! with Cassie Ramone and Courtney Page!

05/17/2012 Strippers and Butchers.

So, the guys are planning on starting back up where the guys left off yesterday! They also have ready for tonight:

a Bad Day at Work:
A man is suspended without pay from his butcher job at a Safeway for stopping a man from hitting his girlfriend, who is pregnant. Yes, the world is a safer place now that this guy can't get back behind the butcher knife. For fucks sake, what is wrong with Bureaucracy? Why does that shit exist?

Loud Sex Prank:
A man's neighbors were way too voracious with their sexual moans and groans... The man, apparently, didn't want to take it anymore, so he recorded the couple and posted it on reddit.
Yeah, I would be flattered as well. Can you hear the size of my dick?


How Would You Like to Go?:
A man dies under some hard stress... Well, stress is not a good stripper name... A man dies during a lap dance, what's funny is that this is after the second dance!
I wouldn't mind dying this way, I mean, at least you were smiling with a working boner. As opposed as at home. Bazinga!

Stay tuned after the Wedge Radio Show to listen to I'm Just Sayin' with L.J. Brown and Friends! They'll start around sometime at 12:30AM PST! Check it OUT!

Wedesday May 16th's Show Prep

For today's show we have some good stuff ready for ya!

Mother day's Mom's getting a teensy bit angry:
Don't just get your fiance a card and flowers for Mother's Day, because if she is anything like Paige Parkerson, then she'd stab yo' ass! Should have gotten out before knocking that one up...


A Father, this time, took a plea. A plea for what?
This Father sewed his son's ass shut! He was trying some "DYI Surgery"
Father of the Year?


Teenagers at the Prom apparently can't pretend to fuck each other:
Apparently, several parents were chaperoning their sexually frustrated teenagers. When it came down to their dancing, well it being a bit risque, is not quite something you want your best friend's mom to see. So, some parents started calling the kids "Whores" and "Sluts" as they doused them with Lysol.
That'd keep your dick in your pants.



We're going to have a great show! Listen in at 10PM PST Monday - Friday!

What We're Talking About Tonight! 05/15/2012

Wedge and Roach are going to have an interesting show tonight with the few articles that Wedge somehow mustered up.

It's not it's a Small World nor is it Space Mountain!

Australia's Adult Disneyland apparently has a Poo-Machine. Now if we could only cure Cancer or something useful... Thanks Australia, it's not like you produce anything that I know of.

http://worldnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/14/11694275-poo-machine-attracts-crowds-at-australias-subversive-adult-disneyland?lite

I would love to attend my funeral, however incidentally if it happens accidentally, well...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/47397758/ns/world_news-mideast_n_africa/#.T7G1sOtSRIE

People who listen way too much:

A woman decides to listen to a fortune teller, whom told her to enslave her children... Now let me just ask one question. Was the Fortune Teller Wrong? Hmmmmmmmm?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/10/linda-clappison-enslaving-children-fortune-teller_n_1506605.html?ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%20News

From the Show 05/14/2012

Presidential Election
Is this election going to end up being a vote for or against Gay Rights?
What I don't understand is why the hell are we even given this choice? Isn't it a Constitutional Right?
http://www.politico.com/politico44/2012/05/new-yorker-reimagines-white-house-paint-job-123227.html

Evidence Behind
It never seems to astound me how people will leave evidence behind.
Case in Point, signing into Facebook and not logging off at an internet cafe.
http://www.technolog.msnbc.msn.com/technology/technolog/men-rob-internet-cafe-gunpoint-forget-log-out-facebook-771475
or there's this guy who completely Big Lebowski'd it.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/14/keithan-manuel-rob-police-station-texas_n_1514982.html?ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%20News

Do Angels Exist?
This could be a hoax or be real, I suppose it is all up to you...
Wait, No! It's Fake!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/14/angel-like-spirit-caught-on-camera_n_1514789.html?ref=weird-news