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Wednesday, September 26, 2012

09/26/2012 Hiccups, Butt Chugs, and Bagel Heads

What're the Guys going to talk about on tonight's Episode of the Wedge Radio Show!? What about Hiccups, Soldiers, .40 BAC, Butt Chugging, Weird Asians, and Bagel Heads! It's going to be a fun and interesting episode! You are not going to want to miss this show, which happens to start at 10PM at WedgeRadioNetwork.com

I hate the Hiccups, and I'm sure I'm not the only one who does, well this Soldier's friend had the hiccups and he wants to help. So, what does he do? He takes out his gun and aims it at his friend's face, in order to scare the Sh... BOOM! Yup, he shot his friend in the face. I think he should apologize.
http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/25/us/texas-hiccups-shooting/index.html

We all love to chug alcohol through our assholes just like anyone else, but this story scares me. A dude "butt chugged" up to a .4 Blood Alcohol Level... You can die at a .4. Oh God, that's frightening. Butt Chugging is when you take a funnel and tube and poor alcohol in your rectum. What an interesting way of dying...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/25/butt-chugging-wine-alcohol-enema-university-of-tennessee-pi-kappa-alpha_n_1913575.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%20News

What's wrong with the Asians!? You may ask me what I mean and why such a racist tone. There is a group of people from the Japanese Island who feel that being sexy is also being hideous. Bagel Heads, which is what they're being called is a big trend in Japan... More FEARS!?
http://screen.yahoo.com/bagel-heads-shocking-new-trend-in-japan-30711669.html

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Tuesday, September 25, 2012

09/25/2012 Sluts, Lady Gaga, Farts, and Sex

What's on today's show!? Well the Guys are going to have a fun show today! They're going to talk about Lady Gaga, Sluts, Fart Fetishes, Sex and Farts, Satiability, Zombie Babies, and Still borns! Lock up your children! It's going to be a bumpy ride!

Lady Gaga is being called a bad influence by the Staten Island Borough President. Why? Well, he wants to fight the war on drugs and apparently, she smoked pot in Amsterdam. Oh My! Isn't that Legal? It certainly is. This guy's a douche.
http://theinterrobang.com/2012/09/staten-island-borough-president-calls-out-lady-gaga/

We all have our kinks and this one is just plain retarded. A woman is accusing this man of rape because he became insatiable... with her farts. She claims that they were just friends who smelled each other's farts. Oh God Some Should Die. He apparently went all rapey when they were setting up this little arrangement. I'd suspect Sex would be involved. Sex and Farts.
http://current.com/entertainment/wtf/92371727_oklahoma-man-claims-fart-fetish-led-to-rape-i-thought-we-could-just-fart-be-friends.htm

This is an odd story. A woman gave birth to a still born, which is just a stupid because that's just a waste of time, and they tossed it in the garbage. Well, not the garbage, but they placed the babe into a child coffin and put it in the morgue. 12 hours later they decided to check on the baby, for some strange reason, and it was alive! Alive!? RUN! ZOMBIE BABY!
http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/04/12/stillborn-baby-found-alive-after-12-hours-in-nailed-coffin/

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Monday, September 24, 2012

09/24/2012 Eunichs, Dickless, Couches & Christian Porn

So, it's Monday yet again and the guys are going to start the week with sex! Who gets bored of sex, you might ask. Well, we have Scientists, Living Longer, the Woman's Orgasm, Sex on the Beach, Couch Sex, and Christian Porn Sites! It's going to be a fun show tonight! Tune in tonight @10PM to Midnight! @ WedgeRadioNetwork.com

Scientists are Dicks! They've researched the Dickless, not women; but eunuchs. If you don't know what a Eunuch is, well this is just about as much help I'm going to give you. From what they had surmised, Eunichs lived significantly longer lives than men with dicks... Huh, so instead of just getting us in trouble, our dicks KILL US!?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2207981/Scientists-secret-living-life-men-bad-news-Castration-key.html

Gerard Streator has a little kink to him. His kink had gotten him into a little bit of a pickle. We here at the Wedge Radio Network believe that there are some people out there who just can't control themselves. They see something, they get turned on, and they MUST ACT! As discussed when talking about dentists who grope patients who are under. Well, Gerard saw a discarded couch. Must HAVE SEX WITH! Gets caught... If you let him finish, he will leave... or have a cigarette and cuddle.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/24/sherman-perry-jamie-vergo-sex-on-beach_n_1909759.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

We love Yahoo Answers here, it outs the idiots out there. Well, this moron just wants to find some good ol' fashion Christian Porn. I wonder what that would be? I've got the lord! I've got the Lord! I've Got the Lord! and he's Going Down on Me! Down on ME! Don't be a dick.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120309145554AAFZTM4

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Thursday, September 20, 2012

09/20/2012 Zombies, Sex, Soldiers, and Jack Sparrow

Today, the guys are doing the show early! 3 hours early, because the guys were invited to a comedy show that L.J. Brown, from the I'm Just Sayin' show with L.J. Brown and Friends, and the dedication dictates that we still do a show. We're doing it at 7PM PST and we'll replay the episode at 10pm PST! So, stay tuned! Today, the guys have zombies, 2nd Story Buildings, Pirate Drunks, and Jack Sparrow! The show is going to be fun!

After the midst of the Zombie Apocalypse Mr. Richard Cimino Jr. decided to break into a 2nd story apartment and leaped onto a woman who happened to be walking by... Oh, did I mention that she was naked? Did you have to? I just assumed. Well, Mr. Cimino started to gnarl on a woman's face. Are we back to square one?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/13/richard-cimino-naked-bloody-gnaws-on-head_n_1881604.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%20News

Alison Whelan is one of those "special" women who drink way too much and loves Pirates of the Carribean way too much. Well, on a 2 day bender, she hijacked a 45 foot ferry and yelled at the police. She apparently stated, "I'm Jack Sparrow!" I think it's OK to shoot now.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/20/alison-whelan-jack-sparrow-steals-ferry_n_1901200.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

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Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Pre-recorded show today

So, the guys have to record the show early today, but it will be replaying at 10PM like normal! It's a great show today!

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

09/18/2012 Build Your Own Virgin

Today the guys are going to have a great episode today! They're going to talk about copying art, breaking bad, Advertisers, Tattoo Faces, Gold Bond, and Build a Virgin! It's going to be a weird/fun episode! You don't want to miss it!

If you believe life copies art then you'd be right. William Duncan, chemistry teacher, decided to Break Bad. Mr. Duncan was caught in the middle school that he worked at selling Meth to an undercover cop... I guess Mr. Duncan doesn't get past the first season... I'm still stuck on Chemistry in Middle School.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/18/william-duncan-chemistry-teacher-meth-breaking-bad_n_1893701.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Are you a big fat idiot? A dumbass who just wants a tattoo to have a tattoo? Well, I've got the perfect pitch for you! Why not get advertisers to tattoo their product on your body! YEAH! GOLD BOND MEDICATED POWDER instead of the usual THUG LIFE! They're calling these people human billboards... I hate the world I'm living in.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/18/tattoo-ads-human-billboards_n_1894235.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%20News

Who doesn't like a virgin? Well, perhaps your girlfriend, so why not do some virgin foreplay!? Apparently, there's a kit you can buy that will doll your girl up with a fake hymen! WOOT! It'll be a glorious pop of both a mess all over your sheets and reminder that your girl has been around the block a few times. I was going to say that.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/18/artificial-hymens-kits-restore-virginity_n_1894372.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

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Monday, September 17, 2012

09/17/2012 Zombies, Smokers, and Dumpers

Sadly, the guys were forced to do a best of episode for last Friday, but they'll be back tonight @10PM! So, what're the guys going to talk about tonight!? What about the Zombie Apocalypse, the Military, Gun Owners, Smokers, Douche Bags, Gang Members, and Ditching Bodies... It's going to be a fun show tonight! Stay tuned! or listen on demand!

So, it would seem that the zombie apocalypse, which is basically impossible, is being dealt with by the military. Now, just listen. It would seem that the military is just wanting to make sure that they can deal with a potential zombie apocalypse? Your tax money at work.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/17/zombie-apocalypse-training-halo-corp_n_1889724.html?ref=topbar

Some people are just idiots and others are just plain crazy. A man in Washington pointed his gun at a pregnant woman... He did so just because she was smoking a cigarette. For God's Sake! Just Say Something if you're going to be a stupid douche bag like that!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/14/justin-dain-palmer-pregnant-smoker_n_1882908.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%20News

When trying to evade the police, Gang Member Juan Diego Valencia decided to ditch his car pool participate... For a traffic violation, Mr. Valencia through the body of Selene Mayoral out of his car and took off. That sounds like more of an issue... Especially to just drive in the diamond lane...
http://southgate.patch.com/articles/gang-member-juan-diego-valencia-charged-with-killing-woman-selene-mayoral-dumping-corpse-body-during-police-deputies-chase-pleads-not-guilty-hawthorne-lynwood

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Thursday, September 13, 2012

09/13/2012 Gyms, Jizz, Hookers & the Butt Sex Strategy

So, what's on the docket for today's show!? What about the little topic of... sex? YES! Sex is going to be the main subject of today's show! Wedge and Roach are joined with Wedge's Girl Katie, it's going to be an interesting and fun episode! Totally worth the listen!

Gold's Gym is a reputable place of fitness. Nothing "suspect" has ever happened there, I mean our Ex-Governor used to be posted all over the walls of that place! Well, a woman was getting a message and she felt something strange on her feet... JIZZ! WAS IT JIZZ!? It certainly was! Shouldn't that take time? AND BE FUCKING NOTICEABLE?!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/13/ashley-clevenger-penis-massage-kansas_n_1880658.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

In Malaysia, prostitution isn't a problem. Mostly because they found a loophole? Apparently, if it's free it's not prostitution right? Or can you not give sexual coupons to strangers? In this Malaysia Car Wash, you get a free fuck after 9 car washes! Talk about getting to Bang for your Buck!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/11/free-sex-car-wash_n_1874328.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

A study shows that women don't like doing some sexual things. Like lubricating a dildo or eating cookies that happen to be right next to worms... No shit!? Well, it turns out that if you are able to turn her on, she'd be more likely to care less about doing said things. Hmmm, butt sex is not out of the question then...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/12/arousal-disgust-sex-study_n_1877743.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

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Wednesday, September 12, 2012

09/12/2012 Libya, Protesting, Meth, and Monsters

So, what're the guys going to talk about on today's show? What about Protesters, Idiots, Constitutions, Beautiful Meth Heads, and Turning into a Monster!? What the fuck!? Apparently, the picture to the left. Well, that's her. Before and After... That's not the worse part. Just 6 years difference... People are funny, stupid, idiots, and gross aren't they?

Libyans are protesting! They're toting signs that apologize to Americans over their Embassy's actions. Even though it's not written grammatically correct, it's nice to see people being people. I've got nothing.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jtes/12-photos-of-benghazi-citizens-apologizing-to-amer

Speaking of Protesters, Wisconsin is attacking the Constitution. They are arresting people who are carrying signs that state the constitution... We're a bunch of losers!
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/09/12/1130659/-This-is-How-Bad-It-s-Gotten-In-Wisconsin-Must-See-Video-And-Panic-Buttons

Beautiful people are beautiful. So, are former Top Model contesta... OH MY GOD! Jael, from America's Next Top Model got on Meth and looks like a FUCKING MONSTER! Breaking Bad has a darker side that I've never would have suspected...
http://jezebel.com/5942542/former-top-model-has-face+altering-meth-addiction

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Tuesday, September 11, 2012

09/11/2012 Dropping the Ball and Hitting the Train

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/09/11/today-interviews-kris-jenner-instead-observing-moment-silence-for-victims-11/

Where were you 11 years ago today? The Guys are going to talk about the Today Show, 9/11, Kris Jenner, Idiots, Relatives, Trains, and Prostitutes! It's going to be a crazy show today! You're going to want to download this one!

The Today Show is a show that writhed in infamy for their coverage on September 11th, 2001. So, what had they done every year, along with every other network, on September 11th? They would take the moment of silence along with the White House... Well, not this year. What'd they broadcast instead? Some stupid shit about the Kardashians!? Exactamundo! Fuck. Kris Jenner was interviewed about getting bigger titties... I'm going to kill myself.

A young boy went to visit his relative's memorial and ended up dying the exact same way. Apparently, his relative was hit by a train. So, was he. After praying for a bit, they decided to run across the tracks to see if they could make it. Much like another stupid idiot. The boy didn't make it. At least he'll have company in stupid people hell.

http://www.komonews.com/news/local/Teen-killed-by-train-where-train-killed-relative-in-2010-169378126.html

We all have our own secrets and our own skeletons in the closet. Ziyi Zhang knows exactly what that means because she's getting investigated for prostitution. If you don't know who she is then just check out this IMDB. She is known for Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon and Memoirs of a Geisha, oh and fucking people for 2 million dollars!

http://sg.entertainment.yahoo.com/news/zhang-ziyi-investigated-prostitution-040200059.html

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http://techcrunch.com/2012/09/10/godaddy-outage-takes-down-millions-of-sites/

Monday, September 10, 2012

09/10/2012 GoDaddy and Picking Up Presidents

So, what're the Guys going to talk about today?

If you have a favorite website or own a website that is hosted by GoDaddy you might find it missing today. Apparently, Anonymous is taking the credit for hacking into GoDaddy. I wonder what GoDaddy did to piss off a group of people who don't share their identity.

President Obama went to a Pizzeria to meet a Pizzerian. The Pizzerian, an apparent supporter of the Democrats, loves Obama so much that he needed to give him a huge Bear Hug. How could a man give another man a big hug and make it not gay? Nobody knows, but he seems to have had the OK from secret service. Possibly a stunt? HMMM?

http://blogs.marketwatch.com/election/2012/09/10/bear-hug-of-obama-ok-in-this-case-secret-service-says/

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Friday, September 7, 2012

09/07/2012 Ugly Girls and Ugly Girls

So, what's going to be on today's show? The Guys are going to talk about Ugly Girls, Snitching Ex Girlfriends, Breaking Up with Girls, the DNC, and sadly the horribly disgusting family of Honey Boo Boo... Don't worry, it's going to be fun... Well, I certainly hope that it will be.

This ugly little girl is ugly as sin, but apparently has a boyfriend from the always gorgeous internet people. She NEEDS to see him despite the fact that he lived 800 miles away. So, she then stole her brothers car and took off to see her 12 year old boyfriend. Mind you that she's 13. If some girl would do this for me, she better be fucking rich!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/07/elizabeth-annette-robinson_n_1866225.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Have you ever pissed off a girl when breaking up with her? Have you ever had retribution done to you from said ex girlfriend? Well, be glad it probably didn't have anything to do with TSA. This woman was broken up with and called a bomb threat on her ex... That's why you should just move.
http://news.yahoo.com/police-angry-ex-girlfriend-triggered-us-airways-bomb-135336211--abc-news-topstories.html

This is why I think some people shouldn't exist... The Democratic National Convention had Bill Clinton speech and guess who had about the same ratings? Yup, white trash mother fucking Honey Boo Boo! Fuck it, I'm going to kill myself!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/07/honey-boo-boo-ratings-bill-clinton-dnc-speech_n_1864145.html

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Thursday, September 6, 2012

09/06/2012 Deafs, Pedos, and Marriage

On today's show the guys have a few stories from yesterday, Deaf Schools, Taylor Swift, 4Chan (Shhhh), Suicidal Pedophiles, Knocked Up 11 Year Olds, and Odd Marriage Proposals. It's going to be a fun show today, you don't want to miss it!

This is why I love the internet! Taylor Swift wants to do a concert, AT YOUR SCHOOL! WHOA! So, she is letting people vote online to pick which school she'll do the concert at! Apparently, "UCLA and UC Irvine are the current leaders, with 7,518 and 13,000+ votes, respectively." However, Horace School for the Deaf has about 27,457... HAHAHAHA, I hope to GOD they win! Thanks 4Chan!
http://www.wwtdd.com/2012/08/4chan-and-taylor-swift-are-making-dreams-come-true/

Now, getting into horrible news a man committed suicide. Which he probably should have done. He did it by copper! He ran out with a knife towards cops, where they shot him. To death! Why would anybody ever do this? Well, he ran off into a suicidal craze after finding out that he knocked up his girlfriend's 11 year old daughter... Sounds like all's well that ends well... Well, there is that baby thing.
http://www.cafemom.com/articles/in_the_news/142916/man_shot_after_he_admits?utm_medium=sem2&utm_campaign=prism&utm_source=outbrain&utm_content=0

A man staged his death in an attempt to ask a girl to marry him. She said yes, and with that I state the stupidest couple in the known universe!
http://i.imgur.com/xmt1x.jpg

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Wednesday, September 5, 2012

09/05/2012 Robots and Mobile Stripper Pole

So, what's on today's show? The guys are going to talk about that movie the Possession, a dude who called the police on himself, The Beginning of the reckoning, and mobile stripper pole... Yeah, weird shit.

Mark Welsh is a young man, a young man who needs a fucking Mother! This douche bag decided to call the police because of a bad dream. He states that his dream is coming true and he needs to prove it, so he called the police... Bitch should have called a stenographer.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/05/mark-welch-calls-911-twice-dream-audio_n_1857449.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

The beginning of the end is starting now! We're fitting this paraplegic with a robot suit and should be able to regain her mobility. She was paralyzed from the neck down from a horse stunt. Fuck dude, didn't some woman get a robot hand and broke her face in? Don't be surprised if she jumps off a cliff.
http://news.yahoo.com/uk-paraplegic-woman-first-robotic-suit-home-155929127.html

Mobile stripper pole? Bring on the White Trash!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/05/mobile-stripper-pole_n_1858885.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

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