Monday, June 17, 2013
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Sadly, this blog is dead. We're going in another direction when it comes to show prep. Actually, it's quite exciting! Go check out the Brand New website MyPrepSheet.com and check out our new venture!
Friday, June 14, 2013
06/14/2013 Mr. Big Dicked Prisoner
So, it seemed that Gene Wilder came out of his hermit life style and was seen in New York City. When someone asked about the remake of Willy Wanka and the Chocolate Factory he replied with saying that it was, "an Insult!" It seems that he felt unkind to the movie seeing it as just a way to make money. I agree.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/14/cafe-press-midget-products_n_3442528.html?1371238486
Aaron Kumar Roy is a fucking asshole! This dude snuck into a woman's car while she was at a grocery store, he hid in the back seat and when she drove off he popped up with a knife and told her where to drive. Once they arrived, the man told the girl to take her clothes off when she somehow escaped. He was caught, thankfully, and he found a way out of being arrested. He said, "Sorry officer! I kidnapped her on accident!" It seems that he stated that she got into his car on accident. Fuck his ass mr. big dicked prisoner.
http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/crime/california-man-kidnaps-teen-claims-it-was-accident
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Thursday, June 13, 2013
06/13/2013 Ball Licking
There are idiots everywhere and it's not new to us here at the Wedge Radio Network, but this kind of story happens at least 3 times a year. I have a tip, but here's the story first. This English dolt decided that he was going to order in... So, he called for a prostitute and after she showed up, this butt fucker called the police because she was ugly. Easily a case of false representation. Here's a tip asshole, if you're going to do something illegal, don't call the police. Dumb Fuck.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/13/man-calls-police-to-complain-about-prostitutes-looks_n_3435832.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
Well, the Japanese have done it again! I guess this is a fetish... They've gone into a new form of oral sex... If you can call it that. It's called Oculolinctus, which is basically licking your partner's eye balls. YES LICKING EYEBALLS! I don't see where the idea of doing this would ever come from but here it is and apparently, it's causing a pink eye infestation in Japan. I wonder why that is. Fuckin' idiots.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/12/eyeball-licking-pinkeye_n_3423985.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
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Wednesday, June 12, 2013
06/12/2013 Scumbag University
Danielle Powell was going to Grace University was kicked out for being a Lesbian. In college she met her girlfriend, they weren't girlfriends when they met, but had one of those romantic instant attraction towards each other. I think you call that vibe rapey. The couple hadn't identified themselves as lesbian prior to the relationship. Well, when her Scumbag Spiritual Adviser found out about the relationship they kicked her out! Now they're still fucking with her because they won't let her transfer her credits to another school because they want her to payback her scholarship... Those sons of bitches! This has to be unconstitutional!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/12/danielle-powell-grace-university_n_3428514.html?ir=College
Michele Koebke is a German woman who will not make it to the ripe old age of 30! This woman apparently wants to have the smallest waist in the world, so how does she do it? She's been wearing a corset for 3 years, only taking it off to bathe. She's gross. Indeed. She brought her waist down to 21 inches and she can bind her waist down to 16 inches. Ugh, she's going to break in half and I will laugh.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/10/michele-koebke-worlds-smallest-waist_n_3415070.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
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Tuesday, June 11, 2013
06/11/2013 Drunk Bowling Teachers
It would appear that in the wake of the recent talks about the Government spying on you and watching your every move, society has looked to it's only source for guidance... Yup, George Orwell's 1984! Amazon has stated that the book has jumped a remarkable 7,005%! I've never even heard of that kind of number! I wonder when we're all supposed to look at the government and think that Big Brother is there for us... Creepy.
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5jOAd-NuDmmE_yftnuljYBx5k0wIw?docId=CNG.17664a09cc7362136060bb3f7731dc65.141
Maria Caya, a Wisconsin teacher, went to the hospital the other day after not feeling well whilst taking children on a field trip. This is not a case of children poisoning their teacher nor is it a case of mistaken identity. It's a case of, "HOLY SHIT I'M DRUNK AT NOON!" The field trip was to the bowling alley and the woman had no real responsibility for the kids, since there were other people watching them. So, I imagine she took a couple swigs and went 3 sheets to the wind, because at noon she blew a .27. Can somebody walk a straight line into an unemployment office?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/11/maria-caya-wisconsin-teacher-drunk-police_n_3421215.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
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Monday, June 10, 2013
06/10/2013 Genitalia Salad
I don't know if this is news, but for some it may just be. However, the kind people at Sony have unveiled their next gen console! The PS4! Original name, I'm sure. It's due to come out in October and people are already pre-ordering it! They just found out what it looks like. Seriously, they did. Today. Fuck. So, get your pockets lubed because you're probably going to go the PS way as opposed to those evil fucks at Microsoft!
http://www.joystiq.com/2013/06/10/ps4-launches-399/?a_dgi=aolshare_facebook
It's stories like this one that I don't understand people. A prison apparently lets prisoners prepare food for their fellow prisoners... Now if that's not an oxymoron, what would you expect a prisoner to do. Remember, they're a prisoner for doing something wrong. This guy rubbed his dick and balls all over the food. Why would you trust this person with food, because they have committed criminal behavior... You see what I'm saying here?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/10/anthony-gentile-florida-inmate-genitalia-salad_n_3414970.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
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Friday, June 7, 2013
06/07/2013 Medical Sex Workers
Reddit does it again and there seems to be no story/article written about the topic at all. So, we're going to take on this topic in the normal fashion! So, it seemed that with 5 days left with the school year, a principal decided to have kids fill out a questionnaire about drugs and alcohol. The kids were told it was anonymous... Then this scumbag principal sent the parents their kids questionnaire, suspends 17, and expels 5... Can that son of a bitch do that!?
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1fwc1x/with_five_days_of_school_left_i_present_to_you_my/
White Hands is not what you think it is. There's a group in Japan that has popped up to help the disabled in a way that nobody had expected... A Medical Sex Worker! These medical sex workers go see clients, disabled clients, and show them how to sexually excite themselves. I bet there's a lot of jacking off. If I were challenged and could jack off, then that'd be all I do! I expect nothing less. http://www.whitehands.jp/e.html
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Thursday, June 6, 2013
06/06/2013 Getting a 450 Pound Smackdown
A family that eats together stays together, well we've always heard that one, but this is a true life fucked family! A woman's boyfriend was sending flirtatious texts to a woman when his girlfriend found out. So, in order to "make it right" they lured the girl to the woman's house where her 450 lbs Father hit the flirtatious woman with a cane. That's when the woman started pinching her... Then the Father and boyfriend held her down so the woman could try to cut her fingers off with shears... Needless to say, the victim was able to escape with just a gash across her head. That's fucking horrible...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2336984/Family-lured-woman-trailer-tried-cut-fingers.html
At the Billboard Music Awards Show had a few flubs and incidents a few weeks back, but one may have been down right retarded. Miguel, whoever that is, took a leap across an audience member's face and completely leg dropped on her face. It seems that Miguel's swift smack to the brain space might have cause brain damage. Sadly, it says that she might sue, but if she doesn't then... It's downright retarded. Gotcha.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/04/miguel-leg-drop-victim-brain-damage-sue_n_3384052.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular
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Wednesday, June 5, 2013
06/05/2013 Huge Young Tits
Chelsey Coutts doesn't like sex. She LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVES IT! This insane woman had $500 woth of sex toys in the trunk of her car, and after she carelessly left her car out in the public to be ripped off! She apparently had been compiling the sex toys for an upcoming bachelorette party. Well, they were stolen and there is some kinky business happening down the street. I'd just assume that she had to of used at least one of those. Also, guys do the same thing, but the sex toys are alive.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/04/chelsey-coutts-has-500-wo_n_3385226.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
Britanny Minder is not hot, by a long shot, but she was singled out at her prom and sent home because the school deemed her tits to be too large. When I was in school we had the titty monster. The apparent dress code states that the tits must be contained and if one was to wear a strapless dress, then you can't have enormous cleavage. This is what I think happened: a teacher was checking out the young woman's huge tits and was caught, so to play off his recent humiliation he stated that she's not dressed appropriately.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/04/britanny-minder-prom_n_3384059.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
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Monday, June 3, 2013
06/03/2013 Upskirts and Fucking Dogs
Brian Whitehead is an idiot who happens to be a pervert. This guy was probably drunk, mostly because he was at a bar and made some poor decisions, but that is all hearsay. Brian was caught taking an upskirt picture of some random girl and he came up with a perfect alibi. He said, "NO! I WAS TRYING TO LIGHT HER FART!" Apparently, they had mistaken his camera for a lighter. Easily mistakable.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/03/brian-whitehead-upskirt-photo-trying-to-light-fart_n_3379081.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
Gerardo Perez is also a pervert. This mother fucker was on a tour of an animal shelter and somehow lost the group. He was later seen in a restricted area talking to some bitch when an employee told him that he cannot be in that area. Later the employee returned to find him distributing his semen inside the bitch. Sounds like a pimp. He was fucking a pit bull... PIMP!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/03/gerardo-perez-sex-pit-bull-chicago-animal-shelter_n_3377866.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
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