03/11/2013 Printer Jam

It's Monday! The Guys are back with a brand new episode of the Wedge Radio Show! They're going to have a crazy show tonight. Seriously, the Guys have a cornucopia of topics! From Teachers Sending Nude Pictures to Jumping in Puddles. You're not going to want to miss tonight's show! Also, tune in to the Midnight Put Down! So, get your musical request ready for tonight and call in with requests! Listen live at 10PM PST @ WedgeRadioNetwork.com and stay tuned at midnight for the Midnight Put Down!

Jarad S. Carr is a moron! This guy took a printer back to Walmart to return a printer, I assume the printer could not fit his means, and Walmart refused to take it. The employees then found crumpled up pieces of paper in the printer... It would appear that he couldn't make counterfeit 100's... Dummy also waited... The employees said that he wouldn't leave. Some people need to just fucking die already. 
http://www.nbcnews.com/technology/technolog/would-be-counterfeiter-tries-return-printer-fake-money-still-inside-1C8793604

Jody Onorato is also a fucking moron! This woman apparently sent two students naked, or nekkid, pictures of herself. You can tell whether or not this woman was attractive by asking one question. Did the students tell on her? She sent photos to 2 kids, one being a 17 year old and a 19 year old. The 19 year old says that he received photos since the 11th grade. The article doesn't say how she got caught, but she had to apologize to the Mothers of the kids and she is held on $10,000. So, she was ugly? 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/10/jody-onorato-high-school-nude-photos-students_n_2848155.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

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03/08/2013 Why Would You Hate to be Asian?

It's Friday and the Guys have a large amount of stories to talk about tonight! From School Teachers to Sim City to Asians. It's going to be a crazy night! So, tell your friends and tune in at 10PM PST @ WedgeRadioNetwork.com and participate with the show! The Guys are going to talk about Blood, Teachers, Sex, Sim City, Asians, and More Sex with Teachers! Also, after tonight's show the Guys are going to do the Midnight Put Down! That's the show where you call in and request any song at all and the Guys will play 'em! So, get your playlist together because it's all just about enjoying good music!

A teacher in Norway is taking the hands on approach. This teacher brought in her own sample of blood and had students gather around to look at it. That's when things get odd. Some dumb kid asked if they could touch the blood. The teacher said yes and then told the kids that they could get the blood off their hands by licking them... Ugh.One of the kids ratted on her and she was subsequently fired. Joke 1: It was menstrual blood. Joke 2: Odd enough, it was Social Studies Class... 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/08/teacher-lets-students-taste-blood-norway-kindergarten_n_2839276.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

In 'nother news, this kid named Sam Hendrickson recorded and posted a horrendous stand up set. Why is it news? Well, they're saying that this kid, Sam Hendrickson, is a racist. Why should I or anybody else should care at all is because, well there's none. The set was called 'Why I'd hate to be Asian,' and it's only funny when you think it's real. He's apologized, which we feel he shouldn't had. (Something Racist).
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/08/why-id-hate-to-be-asian-sam-hendrickson-apologize_n_2839926.html

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03/07/2013 Buying the Virginity of a Brazilian Sex Doll

The Guys are going to have a great show on tonight's Wedge Radio Show! They're going to talk about Pizza Delivery Boys, Brazilian Sex Dolls, Semen Moisturizer, and Teacher Sex! It's going to be a crazy show, so you're not going to want to miss tonight's show! Tell your friends! The show starts at 10PM PST at WedgeRadioNetwork.com and stick around after the show to I'm Just Sayin' with L.J. Brown and Friends! After Midnight!

Do you always tip your pizza delivery boy? I'd imagine that a proper tip would be %15. Well, a delivery boy had delivered 85 pies, which cost a whopping $1,453.95! So, calculating a 15 percent tip... That'd be about $218. Fair right? Well, this redditor received $10.00... What a fucking bitch. Just take the blowjob. #PornFantasy
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/05/pizza-delivery-bad-tip_n_2813948.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%20News

What would you spend to pop the cherry of a hot young woman? Millions right? Well, what about the cost for the virginity of a sex doll? Sexonica is a Brazilian website that has created Brazil's first life like sex doll. So, what're they doing? They're selling the virginity of Valentina, the sex doll. The Bidding War has surpassed the $105,000 mark. Here's a list of what you get for winning the virginity of this Sex Machine.

1. You get the Presidential Suite in Motel Swing, a pay by the hour motel.
2. A Special Candlelit Dinner with French Champagne sans Good Conversation.
3. An Aromatic Bath and Rose Pedals.
4. Round Trip Flight.
5. Special Lingerie.
6. A Camera to remember the special night... You fucking scumbag.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/07/brazilian-sex-doll-virginity-valentina-bidding_n_2830371.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

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03/06/2013 Semen Moisturizer

Tonight is going to be a fun show! So, you're going to want to listen live @10PM PST! The Guys are joined with Wedge's Girl Katie and they're going to dig Wedge a grave with such stories as Naked Bike Riders and Kate Upton's Doppelganger! It's going to be an interesting show! So, tell your friends and listen live, again, at 10PM PST at WedgeRadioNetwork.com and join in on the laugh riot that is the Wedge Radio Show!

When it comes to bisexuals in Hollywood who gives a fuck right? Well, yeah. Buzzfeed, a notoriously horrendous list website, has come up with a list of actors that you might not have known were bisexuals. Hadn't we gone to the point where bisexuals are just bad gays? I have no idea. Mind you, have this list are a bunch of people that you wouldn't expect... Or Care.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/h2/shfke/louispeitzman/celebrities-you-might-not-know-are-bisexual

Do you have bad idiot roommates? What about Zeng Lin? She is a dumb roommate. Gou Wen, who seemed like a good friend sent her a bottle of moisturizer, and when she was about half way through the bottle she noticed a weird smell. She asked her roommate and her roommate, a possible slut of sorts, confirmed that the smell was semen. She's emptied a half bottle of semen on her face! How do you even get off on something you'll never see!? 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/06/zeng-lin-sperm-moisturizer-_n_2819587.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

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03/05/2013 Seminal Bullshit

The Guys are back on a Tuesday and are going to have a crazy time on tonight's show! The Guys have Facebook's Demise, Miners, On the Job Shenanigans, Seminal Bullshit, Suing Ex Girlfriends, Cum, and more! Tonight's going to be an insane show! If you're a woman... Sorry in advance. After the Wedge Radio Show tonight, at Midnight, it's Ripped in Half with Jason, Steve, and Eric! So, you're not going to want to move... So, listen live at 10PM PST to the Wedge Radio Show Live @ WedgeRadioNetwork.com!

We've been waiting for trends to end, and there seems to be 2 trends that are either ending or really fucking need to end! First off the Harlem Shake needs to end. It's an idiotic dance craze from at least a year ago! Anyway, a group of miners were fired for doing the Harlem Shake whilst on the job... Do  your job and quit dillydallying! Second craze that may be on it's way out is Facebook. What seems to be a reliable source, Facebook themselves! They state that Facebook is not popular with the popular younger kids. Damn kids think they know everything! 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2287593/Facebook-admits-teens-tiring-social-network-turn-newer-cooler-apps-Snapchat.html

What do you do when you fall in love and find that the woman is a sick son of a bitch? A simple man by the name of Layne Hardin is suing his ex girlfriend for stealing his semen. Just another case of seminal bullshit, Hardin is suing his ex Toby Devall. Hardin had stashed some of his sperm away in a sperm bank with another now ex girlfriend Katherine LeBlanc and had strict rules when it came to his cum. Only LeBlanc had access, yet Toby Devall had received his seminal fluids through that sperm bank. He's possibly going to have to pay for child support for the now 2 year old... Fuckin' bullshit. Why don't we call women what they are!? Cunts!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/02/layne-hardin-sperm-toby-devall_n_2796503.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

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03/04/2013 For Guns and Fetuses

The Guys are back and they've got some shit to say! Wedge has a few topics on the docket about the new mini series called, The Bible and VIKINGS. So listen live! The show is at 10PM PST @ WedgeRadioNetwork.com and stay tuned to the Midnight Put Down tonight! It's going to be a great show! The Guys are going to talk about 7 year olds, Guns, No Tolerance, Sink Holes, Melissa King: The Me Society, Jodi Arias, Break Dancers, Fetuses, and so much more! So, again, listen live at WedgeRadioNetwork.com @10PM PST!

The world just got a hell of a lot stupider. This 7 year old kid was suspended for 2 days after saying Bang Bang whilst holding a piece of bread... We here understand that someone should look into the kid and see what intent is there, but to go off the handle and suspend the kid because of the "no tolerance" hindrance. I think we need to stop being such whiny little dick bags!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/04/suspended-for-pastry-gun-josh-welch-second-grader_n_2805139.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

In Bangor Maine a woman was gallivanting around with a bag with a fetus in it. The police were called and found that the woman was in fact carrying a plastic sealed bag inside a grocery bag with the fetus in it... So, she gave the bag to the police... That's it. Sadly, that's all the information that they gave. I wonder if they said, "Hey! is that a baby in that bag?" She responds, "Why yes it is! Wait a minute! I shouldn't have this!" The Police say, "Yes, you shouldn't, unless it's alive in your belly space." The woman responds, "Here you go, I'll be going." "Thanks. You silly goose you." 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/04/woman-carting-fetus-in-bag_n_2806647.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%20News

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03/01/2013 Pushing a Girl Off a Cliff

The Guys are finally finished with this week! I think I heard Wedge say, "Thank God this shit is over." The Guys are going to have a great show tonight! So, tune in at 10PM PST @ WedgeRadioNetwork.com to listen live! Then after the show listen to the Midnight Put Down at Midnight! It's going to be a great couple of shows! The Guys are going to talk about Eating Deodorant, Turning Yourself In, Sink Holes, Cliff Jumpers, Sex on Dead People, and more!

Jeff Bush was enjoying himself in his bedroom when the unthinkable happened. A giant sink hole opened underneath his bedroom and ate him up. Jeremy Bush, Jeff's Brother, ran into the room and started to dig looking for his brother. It appears that the sink hole ate the mattress, TV, and dresser. His brother was unable to find him and the only thing sticking out is the corner of his box spring. Wait, he's still down there!?
http://news.yahoo.com/florida-man-swallowed-sinkhole-under-bedroom-163420414.html

You would think love conquers all, yet not in this case. A man and his girlfriend are atop an enormous cliff with a rope and a dream. A dream to fly across the mountain top safely by a single rope. You'd think that only an idiot would do this. Well, the girlfriend doesn't seem amused and she starts to rethink her initial decision... What happened next you ask? Well, in this now viral video it shows her boyfriend pushing her off the cliff. She survived but yelled, "I'm Breaking Up With YOU!" What would have happened if she died? 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/01/man-pushes-girlfriend-off-cliff-dumped-breaks-up-video_n_2790756.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

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