06/29/2012 Anti-Semitic Elmo, Unicorns, and Burns

Finally, it's Friday. The week of no news is finally over. If you hadn't realized it, Wedge has been angry about the sensationalism in the news that has been apparent lately. Also, it has been a slow news week, so Wedge decided to talk about just about anything but the news. Kudos for his ability to BS for 2 hours. Well, just in case he feels like it. Here are some stories...

Elmo is a friendly red puppet monster, but in New York there is a man who dresses up like this creature to preach. He preaches Anti-Semitic ramblings. Weird thing is that he isn't very ticklish. 
http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2012/06/the-anti-semitic-elmo-man-named-adam-sandler-who-was-deported-from-cambodia-running-rape-website/

The Kardashians are not new to lawsuits but what about the lunacy of their fans? Apparently, a person is suing Kim because she had sex with a terrorist on tape in front of a unicorn... Yeah... Dafuq? 
http://washington.cbslocal.com/2012/06/28/lawsuits-kim-kardashian-a-terrorist-had-sex-on-tape-while-unicorn-watched/

Camps and schools are banning sunblock. Why? I didn't read the article. You can.
http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/story/2012-06-27/sunscreen-policies/55877080/1

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06/28/2012 Dora the Explorer, UFOs, and Super Glue

C'mon Vamanos, everyone lets go! If you've noticed, the Guys hadn't really talked about anything that they had planned and I, for one, am fucking sick of it! Here are some articles that the guys might talk about. Seriously, might just talk about. We'll see... Ugh.

Dora the Explorer the Movie... This is a joke, but it's funny. FYI, put this in your pipe and smoke it.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6789072/dora-the-explorer-movie-trailer-with-ariel-winter

Chasing UFO's is a hobby for... What? The National Geographic Channel is apparently trying to be like the History Channel and leave their station's niche to do cheap ass stupid reality shows about NOTHING! UFO hunting? Bullshit.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/27/chasing-ufos-national-geographic_n_1628943.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Shitting in a Walmart is apparently not very safe. A woman, we're assuming because it was in the woman's bathroom, put super glue all over the toilet seat at a local Walmart. A woman sat in it, and needless to say, she stuck. Who doesn't wipe the seat in the toilet?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/28/woman-gets-super-glued-to_n_1633026.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
 

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06/27/2012 Bullshit, Cannibals, and Scary Sex

Wedge is a rotten dirty liar. He assured us that he'd discuss the show prep that he had ready for Monday. He did not, the bastard. So, let's hope that the Guys actually discuss what they have prepared. So, we'll see if they discuss updates on the Miami Cannibal to Scary Sex. Not just scary, but down right demonic sex. Oh, and tall girls!

We all remember the Miami cannibal, and I'm not sure if you're like me, but I'm tired of this story and cannibals and blah blah blah blah blah. Boo Fucking Hoo, sucks to be you, and YES FACE IS DELICIOUS! Well, he wasn't high on bath salts. Queue the dramatic music!
http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/medical-examiner-only-marijuana-found-in-system-of-fla-man-in-face-chewing-attack/2012/06/27/gJQAqT8n7V_story.html  

Oh, and another attack on human life? Fuck is this getting annoying...
http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/06/26/12421146-police-man-bites-and-kills-dog-while-high-on-drugs?lite

 Ever have a loud partner? Well if you do, this chick will scare the literal shit out of you!
http://efukt.com/20996_Bath_Salts_=_INSANE_SEX.html

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Betrayal is abound! Jeff and Mike talk about D&D and betraying the party, Battlefield 3, Blocks That Matter, The Secret World, 3DS XL, Kingdom Hearts 3D, Skylanders Sidekicks, Spy vs. Spy, Magic the Gathering, and more! 

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Left 4 Dead 2

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Magic the Gathering: Duels of the Planeswalkers 2013

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06/26/2012 Eating Shit, Fat Messes, and Tasting Dog

OK, so since they didn't talk about any article that they had ready for yesterday's show I'm going to safely assume that they'll talk about the same articles from yesterday... or will they? You never know what is going to happen with the Guys. Let's just pray they don't talk about public sex again...

So, what happens when a teacher coerces a student into eating shit from the floor? Well, a kid eats shit off the floor. So, little Timmy... What'd you learn? 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/25/bob-kovachik-students-eat-moose-poop_n_1624284.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news 
 
A slob has decided that she was not a fatso and started to strip at a bus stop. Yup, this winner was arrested for being a fat mess... What do you think about yourself? Manatee Harpooned at bus stop.
http://www.y100.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=104673&article=10221184 

Going along side with the stories from the last few weeks of people who have been eating each other we have this story. A man attacks a few people and bites a dog... Why? Synthetic Marijuana apparently. Fuckin' stupid!
http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/06/26/12421146-police-man-bites-and-kills-dog-while-high-on-drugs?lite

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06/25/2012 Teachers and Stereotypes

The guys come back from a strange weekend to find themselves back into the studio on this Monday Edition of the Wedge Radio Show! We're dealing today with teachers and stereotypes. It's going to be a great episode!

When it comes to petty bullshit, this pisses me off so much. A little girl cut another little girl's hair off... So, that means she obviously needs to get to court. It's a waste of time and completely idiotic! Why can't people take care of issues on their own?
http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/06/23/12376142-judge-13-year-old-girl-gets-lighter-sentence-if-her-ponytail-gets-cut-off?lite

A former Principal who was let go some time ago decided to go out  on a Spree! He apparently chased several people down into a Hotel, tried to run over a kid on a bike, and he stabbed a few others! This sounds like Falling Down 2.
http://www.bradenton.com/2012/06/24/4089752/once-popular-florida-principal.html

What's the point of killing a man? Yes, specifically for his chicken! Four young men decided to rob a delivery man... Well, one of the group wanted to make himself seem hard so he shot the delivery man square in the face. Fuckers ate and then decided to go back to see their work... Pow, right in the stereotype. Dumb bitches. 
http://ncrenegade.com/editorial/wilmington-nc-four-charged-in-death-of-60-year-old-delivery-driver/

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06/22/2012 Impersonation for Gay Sex & Bullied Spanks

It's Friday and we're going to end this week with Impersonators, Gay Sex, Bullies, and Spankings! Tonight's show is going to be funny and weird? Shit... Well just tune in at 10PM to the Wedge Radio Network for the Wedge Radio Show and stay tuned after the show for Another Butta's Bootleg Show!

Talking about an impersonation... A woman named Kristen lures men out of the internet and claims that they can have their way with her 14 year old body, but there is one catch. You have to bang her friend first, Antoine Johnson... Oh and there is one more catch... There's no Kristen. GOOF!
http://newsone.com/2022090/antoine-johnson-gwinnet-georgia/

This story has been everywhere, so Wedge decided that the Guys better discuss it as well. So, this woman gets bullied on the bus. Now she's rich. What the fuck? The world is a pussy, sometimes it sucks to be you and sometimes you have to hit kids... Seriously, hit them hard!
http://www.ndtv.com/article/world/video-bus-monitor-karen-klein-bullied-by-school-children-234882

There's a video out there of a Father  talking to a grown ass man about tapping the little thing he calls his daughter. So, instead of taking a punch to the face the Father gave him the option of a spanking... So, did he accept him into his family then? 
http://theinterrobang.com/2012/06/tap-my-daughters-ass-and-ill-spank-yours/

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06/21/2012 Saggy Ball Sacks and Beagle Skulls

So, what's on the docket for tonight's show? From Saggy Ball Sacks to Being High on Bath Salts to Beagle Gifts, today's show is going to be fucking GREAT! It's going to be one of those episodes!

When a man is asked if he wanted to have free surgery, one must wonder. What the hell is wrong with me? Well, that package you got packing isn't exactly the ideal package... Wesley Warren Jr. turned down free surgery for his 100 pound ball sack... WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THERE!?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/19/wesley-warren-jr_n_1608910.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

So, there had been a lot of talk about bath salts, but what the hell does a person look like high on bath salts? I suppose this video is what that looks like. [NSFW] Sadly the video doesn't end with the dude eating human flesh...
http://theinterrobang.com/2012/06/get-your-bath-salts-while-you-still-canplus-nsfw-bath-salts-freak-out-video/

Beagle's are loyal creatures made for hunting or something, so what do you do when your beagle comes home with a human skull? Wasn't there a story last week about a woman finding a human lung in the middle of the street? We need to FIND THIS PERSON PIECE BY PIECE!
http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/06/14/12222567-beagle-goes-for-walk-returns-home-with-human-skull?lite

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