05/31/2012 The Great Kool-Aid Shootout

This is probably one of those weeks, because it's official: THE VIRUS IS SPREADING! With more on zombies to kool-aid and furious masturbation the Guys are sure to have another great show today! Remember, it's the end of the world, so dress accordingly and tote a large bat. The Guys are expecting to talk about the Following:

MMA Fighter turn Zombie - Well, not really zombie, but he was said to be competent to stand trial. He removed his friend's still beating heart, tongue and skin. I heard the last thing his friend told him was, "I want you inside of me..." 
http://news.yahoo.com/california-mma-fighter-faces-trial-grim-slaying-221436138--spt.html

I want You to Gain My Power. - 21 year old Alexander Kenyua admitted to murdering his roommate Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie by eating his heart and brain. From my understanding his brother found the body, but when he returned with his father the body was moved and Al was washing out a tin that the body was in. After a short argument they all agreed, Kujoe was a loser and wasn't worth the Judicial System's time... Wait.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/31/alexander-kinyua-kujoe-agyei-kodie-ate-brain-heart-roommate-maryland_n_1560149.html?ref=mostpopular

FUCK YOU! My Kool-Aid is the Tits! - 2 Detroit teens found themselves in Red Water after having an argument over who made the best Kool-Aid. Apparently, this escalated into gunfire... Anything I say will probably be misconstrued as racist, so I'm going to stay out of it.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/31/kool-aid-gun-fight-shooting-detroit_n_1559612.html?ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%20News

That's just the beginning so you don't want to miss out on today's show! Check out the show at 10PM on the Wedge Radio Network!

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