06/29/2012 Anti-Semitic Elmo, Unicorns, and Burns

Finally, it's Friday. The week of no news is finally over. If you hadn't realized it, Wedge has been angry about the sensationalism in the news that has been apparent lately. Also, it has been a slow news week, so Wedge decided to talk about just about anything but the news. Kudos for his ability to BS for 2 hours. Well, just in case he feels like it. Here are some stories...

Elmo is a friendly red puppet monster, but in New York there is a man who dresses up like this creature to preach. He preaches Anti-Semitic ramblings. Weird thing is that he isn't very ticklish. 
http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2012/06/the-anti-semitic-elmo-man-named-adam-sandler-who-was-deported-from-cambodia-running-rape-website/

The Kardashians are not new to lawsuits but what about the lunacy of their fans? Apparently, a person is suing Kim because she had sex with a terrorist on tape in front of a unicorn... Yeah... Dafuq? 
http://washington.cbslocal.com/2012/06/28/lawsuits-kim-kardashian-a-terrorist-had-sex-on-tape-while-unicorn-watched/

Camps and schools are banning sunblock. Why? I didn't read the article. You can.
http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/story/2012-06-27/sunscreen-policies/55877080/1

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06/28/2012 Dora the Explorer, UFOs, and Super Glue

C'mon Vamanos, everyone lets go! If you've noticed, the Guys hadn't really talked about anything that they had planned and I, for one, am fucking sick of it! Here are some articles that the guys might talk about. Seriously, might just talk about. We'll see... Ugh.

Dora the Explorer the Movie... This is a joke, but it's funny. FYI, put this in your pipe and smoke it.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6789072/dora-the-explorer-movie-trailer-with-ariel-winter

Chasing UFO's is a hobby for... What? The National Geographic Channel is apparently trying to be like the History Channel and leave their station's niche to do cheap ass stupid reality shows about NOTHING! UFO hunting? Bullshit.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/27/chasing-ufos-national-geographic_n_1628943.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Shitting in a Walmart is apparently not very safe. A woman, we're assuming because it was in the woman's bathroom, put super glue all over the toilet seat at a local Walmart. A woman sat in it, and needless to say, she stuck. Who doesn't wipe the seat in the toilet?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/28/woman-gets-super-glued-to_n_1633026.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
 

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06/27/2012 Bullshit, Cannibals, and Scary Sex

Wedge is a rotten dirty liar. He assured us that he'd discuss the show prep that he had ready for Monday. He did not, the bastard. So, let's hope that the Guys actually discuss what they have prepared. So, we'll see if they discuss updates on the Miami Cannibal to Scary Sex. Not just scary, but down right demonic sex. Oh, and tall girls!

We all remember the Miami cannibal, and I'm not sure if you're like me, but I'm tired of this story and cannibals and blah blah blah blah blah. Boo Fucking Hoo, sucks to be you, and YES FACE IS DELICIOUS! Well, he wasn't high on bath salts. Queue the dramatic music!
http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/medical-examiner-only-marijuana-found-in-system-of-fla-man-in-face-chewing-attack/2012/06/27/gJQAqT8n7V_story.html  

Oh, and another attack on human life? Fuck is this getting annoying...
http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/06/26/12421146-police-man-bites-and-kills-dog-while-high-on-drugs?lite

 Ever have a loud partner? Well if you do, this chick will scare the literal shit out of you!
http://efukt.com/20996_Bath_Salts_=_INSANE_SEX.html

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Betrayal is abound! Jeff and Mike talk about D&D and betraying the party, Battlefield 3, Blocks That Matter, The Secret World, 3DS XL, Kingdom Hearts 3D, Skylanders Sidekicks, Spy vs. Spy, Magic the Gathering, and more! 

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Left 4 Dead 2

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06/26/2012 Eating Shit, Fat Messes, and Tasting Dog

OK, so since they didn't talk about any article that they had ready for yesterday's show I'm going to safely assume that they'll talk about the same articles from yesterday... or will they? You never know what is going to happen with the Guys. Let's just pray they don't talk about public sex again...

So, what happens when a teacher coerces a student into eating shit from the floor? Well, a kid eats shit off the floor. So, little Timmy... What'd you learn? 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/25/bob-kovachik-students-eat-moose-poop_n_1624284.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news 
 
A slob has decided that she was not a fatso and started to strip at a bus stop. Yup, this winner was arrested for being a fat mess... What do you think about yourself? Manatee Harpooned at bus stop.
http://www.y100.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=104673&article=10221184 

Going along side with the stories from the last few weeks of people who have been eating each other we have this story. A man attacks a few people and bites a dog... Why? Synthetic Marijuana apparently. Fuckin' stupid!
http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/06/26/12421146-police-man-bites-and-kills-dog-while-high-on-drugs?lite

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06/25/2012 Teachers and Stereotypes

The guys come back from a strange weekend to find themselves back into the studio on this Monday Edition of the Wedge Radio Show! We're dealing today with teachers and stereotypes. It's going to be a great episode!

When it comes to petty bullshit, this pisses me off so much. A little girl cut another little girl's hair off... So, that means she obviously needs to get to court. It's a waste of time and completely idiotic! Why can't people take care of issues on their own?
http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/06/23/12376142-judge-13-year-old-girl-gets-lighter-sentence-if-her-ponytail-gets-cut-off?lite

A former Principal who was let go some time ago decided to go out  on a Spree! He apparently chased several people down into a Hotel, tried to run over a kid on a bike, and he stabbed a few others! This sounds like Falling Down 2.
http://www.bradenton.com/2012/06/24/4089752/once-popular-florida-principal.html

What's the point of killing a man? Yes, specifically for his chicken! Four young men decided to rob a delivery man... Well, one of the group wanted to make himself seem hard so he shot the delivery man square in the face. Fuckers ate and then decided to go back to see their work... Pow, right in the stereotype. Dumb bitches. 
http://ncrenegade.com/editorial/wilmington-nc-four-charged-in-death-of-60-year-old-delivery-driver/

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06/22/2012 Impersonation for Gay Sex & Bullied Spanks

It's Friday and we're going to end this week with Impersonators, Gay Sex, Bullies, and Spankings! Tonight's show is going to be funny and weird? Shit... Well just tune in at 10PM to the Wedge Radio Network for the Wedge Radio Show and stay tuned after the show for Another Butta's Bootleg Show!

Talking about an impersonation... A woman named Kristen lures men out of the internet and claims that they can have their way with her 14 year old body, but there is one catch. You have to bang her friend first, Antoine Johnson... Oh and there is one more catch... There's no Kristen. GOOF!
http://newsone.com/2022090/antoine-johnson-gwinnet-georgia/

This story has been everywhere, so Wedge decided that the Guys better discuss it as well. So, this woman gets bullied on the bus. Now she's rich. What the fuck? The world is a pussy, sometimes it sucks to be you and sometimes you have to hit kids... Seriously, hit them hard!
http://www.ndtv.com/article/world/video-bus-monitor-karen-klein-bullied-by-school-children-234882

There's a video out there of a Father  talking to a grown ass man about tapping the little thing he calls his daughter. So, instead of taking a punch to the face the Father gave him the option of a spanking... So, did he accept him into his family then? 
http://theinterrobang.com/2012/06/tap-my-daughters-ass-and-ill-spank-yours/

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06/21/2012 Saggy Ball Sacks and Beagle Skulls

So, what's on the docket for tonight's show? From Saggy Ball Sacks to Being High on Bath Salts to Beagle Gifts, today's show is going to be fucking GREAT! It's going to be one of those episodes!

When a man is asked if he wanted to have free surgery, one must wonder. What the hell is wrong with me? Well, that package you got packing isn't exactly the ideal package... Wesley Warren Jr. turned down free surgery for his 100 pound ball sack... WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THERE!?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/19/wesley-warren-jr_n_1608910.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

So, there had been a lot of talk about bath salts, but what the hell does a person look like high on bath salts? I suppose this video is what that looks like. [NSFW] Sadly the video doesn't end with the dude eating human flesh...
http://theinterrobang.com/2012/06/get-your-bath-salts-while-you-still-canplus-nsfw-bath-salts-freak-out-video/

Beagle's are loyal creatures made for hunting or something, so what do you do when your beagle comes home with a human skull? Wasn't there a story last week about a woman finding a human lung in the middle of the street? We need to FIND THIS PERSON PIECE BY PIECE!
http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/06/14/12222567-beagle-goes-for-walk-returns-home-with-human-skull?lite

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06/20/2012 Grudges, Cancer Goofs, & Racist Shoes

Today, the guys have planned on talk about childish pranks, women and the Cancer Goof, and racist shoes. It's going to be a crazy show! The show starts at 10PM, if you didn't already know, and after the show at about midnight, it's Ex Machina with Jeff and Mike!

We're starting today with a lawsuit. A lawsuit over a kid and a shower at school. Sandusky's made his mark.
http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/06/16/12258691-parents-lawsuit-third-grader-forced-to-bathe-at-texas-school?lite

Have you ever held a grudge? Have you ever held a grudge for over 50 years? Well, this Asshole Carl Ericcson had, and he shot his childhood bully. A true What the Fuck moment.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/a-1950s-locker-room-prank-sparked-2012-south-dakota-shooting-article-1.1098075#ixzz1yFR6va00

A woman was told she had cancer. They removed her jaw. She didn't have cancer. APRIL FOOLS!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/11/womans-jaw-removed-cancer-new-zealand_n_1586194.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Shackle Shoes... What?
http://thelook.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/06/19/12296143-adidas-cancels-release-of-controversial-shackle-sneaker?lite

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06/19/2012 Sperm, French Douche, and Octocunt.

Wedge forgot to set this up before the show, so he's doing it during the show! So, the guys are planning on and are currently talking about the bureaucracy at work, Ejaculating Squids, Masturbation Porn, and Watching Porn in School.

Ever eat a squid? Ever eat one that was just not cooked enough? Ever have one not cooked enough that jizzed in your mouth? Yeah, well... It happened.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/15/squid-sperm_n_1599591.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Then it gets worse... Octomom, the bitch to my left, well her porn is coming out Tomorrow! Will you watch the genetic clown car rub on her clit?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/19/octomom-porn-video-trailer-octomom-home-alone_n_1610619.html?ref=topbar

So, it would seem that a few students felt a bit voracious and decided that they need to cum now! They pulled out their cell phones and penis' and jacked right there in class... That's our public school system! ZING!
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/students-watched-porn-cell-phones-masturbated-class-report-article-1.1098303

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06/18/2012 #RKing, Pam, Sex Dens, and Teddies.

Let's kick off this week with a Splash! Well, perhaps not  a splash, but... Never mind, the joke is too horrible... The Guys here at the Wedge Radio Show, and the Wedge Radio Network, discuss the death of Rodney King, Misunderstanding during Sex, Sex Dens, and Sex with a Teddy.

Rodney King, #RKing, was found dead at the bottom of his pool late night on "Technical" Father's Day.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/06/rodney-king-police-confiscated-marijuana-from-his-home.html

A woman asks for her man to involve pam in their sex life and he ended up doing just that... Well, she apparently meant Pam Oil Spray, and not Pam a woman. Looks like a Three's Company Moment!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/14/barbara-hall-pam-cooking-spray-sex-assault-florida_n_1597702.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%20News

As a kid, we all loved stuff animals, yet this man looks like a Toys R' Us Kid.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/16/charles-marshall-teddy-bear_n_1602294.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

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06/15/2012 Filming, Soda Nazis, and Safe Walkers.

The guys have special guests Sam Lock and Heather Monroe in on today's show! They're going to talk about the shooting they did today and oh so much more! From acting to large sodas to tight ropes! It's going to be a great show today!

Bloomberg in New York wants to tell us what we can and can't drink... Yeah... Let's start a war on luxury... What's next? Are we going to continue into this downward spiral into oppression.
http://blogcritics.org/politics/article/soda-jerk-bloomberg-and-the-big/

A Nigerian is going to walk across the Niagra Falls with a safety net! What's appealing about this? Exactly... 
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/sns-rt-us-usa-niagara-highwirebre85e1e2-20120615,0,1840736.story

Rickshaw break dancing is nothing new... OH WAIT, this is a case of being fat and disgusting...
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/big_fat_tip_1CzespSjU5uxHb1KAuO0tO?utm_medium=rss&utm_content=Local

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06/14/2012 Floppy Flaps and Kim's Breakfast

The have a lot today, so we're going to condense everything down a bit. Granted we're not sure where to start off with this, but we may be talking about WTF to Taylor Swift, Dancing for Obama, Octomom's Gaping Cunt, Naked Kim, and so much MORE? We hope so... I'm sure if the show's just as good as yesterday's then you are in for a TREAT!

Want to dance along with the Obama Girl? Don't remember the Obama Girl!? FOR SHAME! Anywho, this man has decided to make himself the Obama Boy. So, this guys, obviously gay, wrote a song about how he loves Berry... I think Obama may be seduced by this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn5nEV8q-4U&feature=player_embedded

Well, it's going to be here soon... Octomom's clown car will be on display and we can all sit back and watch her play with her floppy flaps. Anyone with a boner needs to be locked up.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/14/octomom-nude-porn-nadya-suleman-masturbates-photos_n_1597062.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Is this Kim Kardashian? Apparently, Kenye West tweeted this picture of her eating. Naked. I wonder if she had found out?
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/06/13/kim-kardashian-nude-kanye-west-twitter_n_1593027.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

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06/13/2012 Tits, Homeless Luck, and a Jawless Goof

Not only are the Guys planning on talking about the topics Wedge has been sitting on for about half a week, the Guys have MORE! More I say? Yes! There are more topics, just in case... Just in case... So, for the new topics the Guys have Tits on the Green, to Homeless Luck and to the Sans Jaw Goof! If they get to this shit, then it's going to be a even funnier episode!

A pair of a pair of tits are exposed on a golf course. That's about it, but we want to ask just one simple question: They're just Tits! Who gives a fuck if a couple of tits show their tits off!? Where did the Warnings go?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/12/women-bare-breasts-on-golf-course-get-arrested_n_1590575.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

A Homeless man came across a bag full of damp cash... $77,000 in fact. So, he went to the bank and the teller called the police. Then after an investigation, it turns out that he's entitled to the money! I say, let's get a camera crew and watch him squander this cash just like he had squandered his life!
http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/06/13/12206464-homeless-man-finds-77000-city-council-says-he-can-keep-the-money?lite

A dental hospital is under fire for multitasking. A doctor apparently, through multitasking, mixed up a couple of samples and misdiagnosed a woman with some sort of Jaw Cancer. So naturally, they removed a part of her jaw. Thank God it wasn't Cervical Cancer!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/11/womans-jaw-removed-cancer-new-zealand_n_1586194.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news


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06/12/2012 Cannibals, Overreacting, and Alibis.

Set on today's show we have, pretty much all that we didn't talk about yesterday, so let's throw in some cannibals, bad alibis, and killing and raping your friends over a bad accusation? Well, tonight's going to be crazy.

We, as a culture, have become addicted to the idea of cannibalism, but apparently there is some truth to that! There is said to be a euphoric high from eating human flesh... A high you say?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/07/cannibalism-addiction-karen-hylen-psychopaths_n_1570470.html?ref=weird-news 

When the police ask you how your girlfriend died I doubt it's how this guy described it. He said his girlfriend lit her own face on fire and shot her own self in the face. I believe.

http://www.610wiod.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=104673&article=10187347

So, this Johnathan is on the run. He made a simple mistake. When one of his friends asked him if he had the keys to their car, he flipped out and made a few mistakes. He killed the accuser and then raped his friend who seemed to be just standing there... I think he overreacted a smidgen...

http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairballs/2012/06/baron_keith_armstrong_45_bayou.php

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06/11/2012 Ugly Bitches, Beating Kids and Rutger Hauer!

On today's show Roach is missing... AND P Nut is filling in for him. Oh, and friend of the show Kevin Lahaie is coming in! We're going to have a great episode today! Especially with such fucked up stories that we have for you today! From the top 2 girls you don't want to see naked to the Kindness of America! This is going to be a show to mark down, if you didn't already think Last Friday's show was like that!

2 of the most unbearable people in the limelight are flashing nipples and having nude pictures leaked! I'm not going to say who, but it's just horrific and we pray for it not to be true... Please ladies, you two, stay clothed. You're both gross.

You got to love a guy who video tapes a father beating his kid for not being able to throw a baseball for about 8 punches before he decides to do something about the situation. Must have been thinking, I'm fucking going VIRAL! 

http://www.newser.com/story/147828/calif-official-taped-whipping-stepson-quits.html

What the Fuck!?

Want to write a book? Want to go cross country to write a book about the Kindness of America? Well, I suppose in order to prove his point he somehow found himself shot dead hitchhiking. Rutger Hauer having a good ol' time again? Possibly.

http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/06/11/12167990-hitchhiker-writing-the-kindness-of-america-memoir-shot-by-motorist-in-montana?lite

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06/08/2012 Woman and Dead Miracles

What a way to end this week! For tonight's show, the Guys have a lot of good news for women! Good news? I mean Horrible Treacherousness Women... Be sure to stick around after the show for Courtney Page's the Dirty Version!

Let's start out with a MIRACLE! A young boy was declared dead... A few hours before his funeral, which was open coffin, the boy sat up and asked for water. Needless to say, this is nothing more than God's work and much like God's work, the boy immediately died... Again!?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2155245/Dead-Brazilian-boy-wakes-funeral-asks-WATER-lying-lifeless.html?ICO=most_read_module

Are you a frugal shopper? Well, there are others like you and if they get in your way, yes you must DESTROY THE MOTHER FUCKER! A pair of women fought over a pair of shoes. Needless to say they started to stab each other. It only makes sense. Bitches...
http://www.news.com.au/national/stabbing-at-robina-after-alleged-fight/story-e6frfkvr-1226388582393

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06/07/2012 Typos, an Ass, & the Great Greek Bitch Slaps

The show tonight is going to be a fun one! From typos from educated fools to choking boyfriends and to punching lawmakers! This is going to be a fun, hopefully zombie free, episode of the Wedge Radio Show!

There are idiots everywhere and some of them write up High School graduate's diplomas... Funny-ingly enough, they are apparently supposedly smart and educated... Hahaha, oops... 
http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/06/07/12105406-maryland-high-schools-toss-8000-diplomas-over-spelling-error?lite

Nikoleta Karoly wanted a magical marriage, but some people are just not marriage material... So, when her boyfriend refused, she started to choke him. Not in the friendly chicken way...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/05/nikoleta-karoly-choking-boyfriend_n_1570699.html?ref=weird-news

A Greece politician threw water on a woman and slapped another on Greek TV... Now there is a man hunt for him, because apparently they can't find him! They would have forgiven him if he said "OPAH!" 
http://worldnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/06/07/12101809-manhunt-for-greek-lawmaker-who-hit-female-rival-on-live-television?lite

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06/06/2012 More Cannibals, 14 Year Old Bigots, and Proud Arrested Mothers

Alright, so Wedge is a liar, with 3 more cases of cannibalism in the United States and a man discussing bath salts and you! Tonight's show is going to be an interesting one! Also, we have an angry 14 year old and an arrested proud Mother! Tonight, is going to be interesting!

One in Louisiana, another in Miami, and a third in Connecticut! 3 More Cannibal attacks in the United States! Should we run, fight, or surrender? Apparently it all relates to bath salts... THOSE DAMNED BATH SALTS! 
http://theinterrobang.com/2012/06/what-more-zombies-heres-the-zombie-attack-trifecta/

A 14 year old goes on a anti-gay rant on his talk program... For God's Sake? Who gives a fuck about homos? Don't let them touch you if you have that big of a problem!?
http://theinterrobang.com/2012/06/14-year-old-radio-host-goes-on-anti-gay-rant/

So, what I've learned is that it's not OK to cheer for your daughter during her graduation... I understand that she's proud and that the school apparently told them to hold their applause, but seriously? Are we pussy whipped that much by bureaucracy? It's bullshit!
http://www.clickorlando.com/news/Mom-arrested-for-cheering-daughter-at-graduation/-/1637132/14586712/-/gsusi3z/-/index.html


Next on the Wedge Radio Network is Ex Machina!




Jeff and Mike talk about Minecraft, Minecraft: Tekkit (they're different, ya know), Diablo 3, Darkness 2, Limbo, E3 announcements, Dead Space 3, Skyrim DLC, giveaways and more!

This week's We Play, You Play:

Left 4 Dead 2 (Xbox360)

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06/05/2012 Trains, Fat Asses, and Shit

The guys are going to have a great show tonight, and Wedge promises that this is the last time this week that he'll bring up zombies. He promises, but he's also a scumbag. On the docket for today the Guys will discuss such things from Crematory Fat Ass and Shitting on your Neighbor's Lawn.

The first thing, after a quick update on zombies and serial killers, on the docket is Ghost Training. Apparently, people like to fog their car windows and sit on a train track. Then their senses run a muck with them thinking that a train is coming... Well, it came. 
http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/two-missouri-girls-playing-ghost-train-die-when-jeep-stops/article_205ca220-af06-11e1-b3dd-001a4bcf6878.html

Next we have a dead fat ass. With someone this fat you can't put them in the ground, you burn them... LET 'EM BURN! However, this fat ass seemed too fat and the crematorium burned to the ground. Whoopsies!
http://gizmodo.com/5915905/dead-obese-woman-carried-so-much-fat-she-set-crematorium-on-fire

Have a bad Neighbor? Well... You don't. This one shit on their neighbor's lawn.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/04/sharee-barnes-defecate-florida_n_1568541.html?ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%20News


After the Wedge Radio Show is Ripped in Half with Jason, Steve, and Eric! So, stayed tuned!

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06/04/2012 P-Nut, Language, Crossbows, and Hookers

On today's show we're being joined in with P-Nut, a local rapper who is also one funny mother fucker! So, because the guys never really got to talk about what they wanted to on last Friday's episode, so they are planning on getting to that today. No guarantees.

The Queens Language, IT'S DEAD! It's just another case of people bitching about short texting, yes. Language is being killed by Twitter... OMG FYL YOLO.

http://worldnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/06/04/12053129-its-official-twitter-kills-the-queens-english?lite 

A TV Weatherman was in his house and his friend/ex roommate broke in and shot him with a crossbow... I'd rather pummel a man to death before attacking them with a crossbow, I mean do I look like a pussy?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/04/tv-weatherman-shot-with-crossbow_n_1569373.html?ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%20News

Ever call the wrong number? Well, in this case... Fuck! If somebody tells you that you called the wrong number you just agree and hang up, NOT INSIST TO PURCHASE A PROSTITUTE FOR A HALF AN HOUR! The number they supposedly called was to an  undercover cop! Whoops, I'm also guessing that his refrigerator was running.

http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/06/02/12028468-cops-couples-wrong-number-call-to-officer-leads-to-prostitution-arrests?lite

Stay Tuned! We're going to have a GREAT SHOW TODAY!

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06/01/2012 Teachers, Ugly Librarians, and Double Standards.

The Guys going to finish on the Zombie Apocalypse today, hopefully the Guys don't take too long in doing so, but the Guys are going to turn their eyes to Schools. From a proper teacher to Ugly Sexy Librarians and Guys who have game. Sorry Roach.

Do you want a Zombie Proof place to live? Well, pray to God the infestation on the planet doesn't start here!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/zombie-proof-condos-sell-out-in-kansas

Finally a proper teacher! This teacher, I forget his name, is being suspended from teaching because he gave out one too many zeroes. I know he's probably a shitty teacher, but for GOD's Sake! They're just in it to make money, and the school gets less money for worse grades. Shitty little fucks.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/story/2012/05/31/edmonton-teacher-zeros-sheppard.html

A Very Sexy Librarian is hard to find, and apparently these students didn't find her so they made due with Heidi Hyre. I understand that these kids were 17, but in the end who is being hurt here? Fuck it. I say let them have at it, at least some male teacher wasn't plowing a female student, because it's completely different, amirite?

http://www.big1059.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=104668&article=10166247

We have so much more on today's show! So, stay tuned!

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After the show today is The Dirty Version with Courtney Page and Cassie Ramone!