The Queens Language, IT'S DEAD! It's just another case of people bitching about short texting, yes. Language is being killed by Twitter... OMG FYL YOLO.
A TV Weatherman was in his house and his friend/ex roommate broke in and shot him with a crossbow... I'd rather pummel a man to death before attacking them with a crossbow, I mean do I look like a pussy?
Ever call the wrong number? Well, in this case... Fuck! If somebody tells you that you called the wrong number you just agree and hang up, NOT INSIST TO PURCHASE A PROSTITUTE FOR A HALF AN HOUR! The number they supposedly called was to an undercover cop! Whoops, I'm also guessing that his refrigerator was running.
Stay Tuned! We're going to have a GREAT SHOW TODAY!
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