The Wedge Radio Network: 08/01/2012 Rejection Piss, Trannies, and Dumb Robber

So, Wedge's sick today, but that doesn't mean he's not going to do the show for today! The Guys have planned Piss, Trannies, and Bad Disguises! Today's going to be a fun episode!

Tim Paez was rejected by a woman. That's it, and what does he do in retaliation? He turns and pisses on her leg. What I'm confused about is if she stayed to be pissed on, then isn't that technically not being rejected?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/01/timothy-paez-peed-leg_n_1728480.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Larry Wachowski is famous, and if you don't know who he is well that's because he is now a she! Larry directed the Matrix and her new name is Lana. Lana Wachowski, what a beautiful name. She or is it a he? Anyway, he's gone from a horrible divorce to cross dressing to full on surgery. I blame his horrible ex wife. Son of a bitch.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/30/matrix-director-sex-change-larry-wachowski_n_1720944.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

Whenever you decide to rob a place there is a rule that we've noticed here at the Wedge Radio Network that the idiots don't abide by.

Never use your debit card or ID to purchase anything before the robbery.
Leave your wallet at home, so you don't leave it behind. (This happens a lot).
Finally, don't rob where you work! Fuck Face!

Jesus Christ! What is wrong with you!? Zach Dexter Pace decided to don a poorly designed disguise and robbed the place he worked. "You're joking right?" is an actual quote... ¡Idiota!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/01/zackary-dexter-pace-robbery_n_1730673.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news