2012/19/2012 Miss DUI

So, it would seem that the Guys were lied to again! Sam Lock won't be in on tonight's episode, or any other night... Until he finally tells the truth and comes in! So, the Guys have Drunken Hot Girls, Real Hillbilly Porn, Miss USA Pangeants, Freakshows, and the Zombie Apocalypse. It's going to be a fun show! You aren't going to want to miss it!

Here's a mugshot that we just can't get enough of! It's a mugshot of Miss Las Cruces, her name is Sarah J. Richardson and she drunkenly crashed her car into a light pole which obliterated the power in the current neighborhood for about 1700 people. What a cute stupid bitch! 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/19/sarah-j-richardson-dwi-miss-las-cruces_n_2331442.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

So, it would seem that the hillbilly porn is a real thing with porn companies trying to get Honey Boo Boo's Cousin to do some tom-foolery! I thought that was only reserved for Pappy! 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/18/crazy-tony-lindsey-honey-boo-boo-porn_n_2325825.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news