01/23/2013 Bullet to the Dick

So, tonight is the Wedge Radio Show's 666th Episode! Holy Fuck! So, what're the Guys going to talk about? Something spooky? Well, beyond the Omen and what 666 means, the Guys are going to discuss Wedge FINALLY seeing Django, Sorted Hobbies, Security Guards, Illegal Guns, Penis Shootings, the Japanese Finance Minister, and killing the old. Wait, killing the old!? More like saying, "C'mon! Old People! Hurry Up and Die Already! For Fucks Sake!" Oh... You can listen live tonight at 10PM PST at WedgeRadioNetwork.com and call in with your opinions! Call 909-666-4221.

This is a really stupid story. A Security Guard in Rio Claro was found sitting in his Security Car bleeding from the Dick. Why was his dick bleeding? Well, a small piece of metal went through it. How'd a small piece of metal went through his dick? Well, apparently he bought an illegal firearm, which went off; much like many people do; in their pants. Blowing his dick. Off. Wait, is he alive? Yup, alive. What kind of life would be worth living? 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/23/security-guard-shoots-penis-off_n_2534082.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Where is this God Forsaken Show going to go tonight? Well, what about a simple story about a man and his hobbies. A carnival was in town and the fucking Carny went... Carny? Gregory Matthew Bruni had a very eventful night. He started by getting naked, climbing on the roof of Tony Lands house, Jumped Off the Roof onto Tony, Ran Inside His House, Shit, Knock Things Over, Empty a Vacuum Cleaner's Contents, and then Ran into Tony's Son's Room to Jerk Off... Whoa, wait... I've done worse! I'm sure of it. 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/23/gregory-matthew-bruni-naked-poop-masturbate-florida_n_2533967.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

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