Jeremiah Hartline is a thief. He stole a big rig and sped off. During this thievery he somehow crashed the big rig in a horrendous way. The crash engulfed an entire freeway! The 19 year old was then apprehended and questioned where he responded by with a rock solid alibi. Zombies were chasing him. I pray to God that he was on drugs!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/10/zombie-apocalypse-jerimiah-hartline-crash-i-15_n_3053399.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
Deborah Sturgill was on a leisurely drive when a mad started to stare at her from another car. She, in turn, blushed and tried to ignore him. He then, apparently, started to masturbate as he asks her to remove her top. She did not oblige. At some point they were both driving 90 mph and he somehow, if almost by a miracle, jerked off out his window... Well, it turns out that the man jerking it in his car was former vice mayor of that little town. HAZZAH for them!!! Perv card is definitely still intact with that man. I think I saw him at the meetings.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/08/william-blakely-mayor-driving-genitals-out-window_n_3039445.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
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