01/31/2013 Autistic Kids in Bunkers and Ron Jeremy

It's Wedge's Birthday! So, on tonight's Wedge Radio Show with the Guys we're going to be joined with Luis Villasenor and Sam Lock! It's going to be a fun show! Especially with Wedge's fucked up hang ups about finally being categorized as being in his late twenties... On tonight's show, the Guys are going to talk about Ron Jeremy, Aneurysms, Gunmen, Bus Drivers, Bunkers, Valeria Lukyanova, Real Life Barbie and Ken, Autistic Kids, Prostitution, Nursing Homes, and so much More! It's going to be a great show tonight! So, listen live at 10PM at WedgeRadioNetwork.com and listen after the show, because tonight after midnight it's I'm Just Sayin' with L.J. Brown and Friends! So, tell your friends and listen live!

Ron Jeremy, Star of over 2,000 Adult Videos, drove himself to the Doctor, apparently his chest felt heavy. His friends and relatives awaited his emergency surgery on Wednesday after they found an aneurysm near his heart. A spokesperson for Ron stated that the surgery had gone smoothly. Damn, aneurysms are frightening. God must Love Ron Jeremy! 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/31/porn-star-ron-jeremy-heart-aneurysm-surgery-_n_2589173.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

In less important news, it looks like a Vietnam vet had gone crazy, like many often do, and stole an Autistic boy. The story starts with the Man going Mad. After checking that one off the list, he then goes to a bus and tries to kidnap several children. Luckily the Bus Driver took one for the team and took a bullet and locked the door. Saving all the kids. AWWWWWW, 'cept one. He took one 5 year old Autistic boy. The man, Jimmy Lee Dykes, ihas ties to anti-government groups. As far as we've heard, he's held up in a bunker with weeks of food. The police are also currently trying to negotiate to get the boy. Is it unaminous? Can we all agree that Vietnam was fucked up shit?

http://www.policemag.com/channel/swat/news/2013/01/30/gunman-kills-bus-driver-kidnaps-6-year-old-boy.aspx

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01/30/2013 Fucking Old People

Well, it's hump day and the Guys are gearing up for tonight's episode! The Guys have, again, the few stories from yesterday to get to, but again a myriad of stories to talk about tonight! It's going to be a crazy show that you're not going to want to miss! On tonight's show the Guys are going to talk about Moronic Reality Show stars, End of the World Residue, Dropping $10 Million Dollars, Prostitution in Nursing Homes, Ron Jeremy's Health, Cars Blowing Up, Pot Consultants, and Possibly a Strike Against MSNBC. Listen Live at 10PM PST @ WedgeRadioNetwork.com and Call in with your participation!

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are reality show stars, which means that they aren't exactly the person you'd go to for good sound advice. Well, they apparently thought that the world was going to end in December, so Dumb-Shit and Retard went out and spent their $10 Million Dollar Fortune on, what we would suspect as the END OF THE WORLD EXTRAVAGANZA! God Damn Rich Yuppies... Let's Put Them Out of Their Miseries. Yeah? No. Fuck.

http://ent.mobile.msn.com/en-us/wonderwall/articles.aspx?aid=1732223&avid=1732223

Since we're talking about Enjoying Life Before It's Over, what about a nursing home in England? It seems that a British Nursing Home had regularly hired sex workers to take care of patients who apparently grope the residents. It makes perfect sense! You get someone who is paid to take it in the yum yum, then you have them deal with old men who touch the said yum yum and that is that. Surely, this is a perfect plan. So, in the end... Who really gives a fuck?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/30/nursing-home-prostitutes_n_2577295.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%20News

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01/29/2013 Your Horrible Mentally Ill Kid

So, the Guys didn't get to the bulk of the articles from yesterday, so they're going to try to catch up on those articles, however they do have a lot of new things to talk about! The Guys are going to jump from Bus Porn, to Mentally Ill Children, to Going to the Movies, to The Car Clicker 'Plosion, and to JonBenet Ramsey, and so much more! It's going to be a fun show! Tune in @ WedgeRadioNetwork.com and listen live @ 10PM PST Tonight!

We all know that children are horrible, especially on your personal life, but is there a limit? What do you do when you want to go to the movies and your stupid developmental kid is holding you back? Put them in a cage? YES! A woman and her boyfriend put her special ed kid in a wooden cage! The movie better be good.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/29/girl-found-locked-in-wooden-cage_n_2577504.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

This is a weird story, a car exploded after a couple went to a shopping center. They apparently hit the unlock button on the... The... Car clicker? Good enough, Car Clicker and the car exploded. It seemed that the car exploded because of a gas leak... How the fuck does that even happen?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/29/jackie-sagrues-remote-key_n_2575204.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

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01/28/2013 Penis Baby

So, the Guys are back for this special week of the Wedge Radio Show! Yes, it's a special week. So, shut the fuck up! The Guys have a lot in store for tonight's show! They're going to start the show out with Children and Abusive Parents! Yeah, it's going to be a weird show! Tell your friends and listen live at 10PM PST at WedgeRadioNetwork.com! So, what're the Guys going to talk about? The Guys are going to talk about Tampon Eaters, Shit Eaters, Wedding, Cunts, Bad Mothers, Tattoos, Taco Bell, Kate Upton, Girls Flirting, and so much more! So, again Listen live and call in with your requests at midnight for the Midnight Put Down! It's a celebration of music where Mozart is followed by Jay Z whom is followed by The Rolling Stones. It's insane!

Talk about being prepared... A woman is getting her wedding all set for herself, just about 10 years early. Why? Well, it would seem that this woman doesn't have a boyfriend, nor any prospects for one, but she's still getting her God Damned Wedding ready. For what? Because she must be a selfish cunt who wants her "special day" to be magical. What about find a man and fall in love. Then it'd be "magical." You stupid bitch! 
http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/bride-plans-wedding-day-decade-she-her-groom-145509289--abc-news-lifestyle.html

This is the worst thing that I have ever seen! A video of your mom in the middle of a train? No, another Mother took a video of her holding down her infant while a tattoo artist gets to work on the baby. If the crying isn't bad enough, just think about how horribly traumatized the kid must be! Hey, hey, hey... Yolo.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4766832/mum-holds-down-toddler-as-he-is-given-a-tattoo.html

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01/25/2013 Paying Off the Fat Fucks

It's Friday and the Guys are going to kick off this weekend with a Bang! You're not going to want to miss tonight's show! We have Fat women, Eating Tampons, John Cleese, Divorce, Japanese Old People, and J.J. Abrahms! So, listen live at 10PM PST tonight at WedgeRadioNetwork.com and tell your friends!

What sucks more ass than getting divorced? Well, what about getting divorced and not being able to survive on your own? Then I suppose John Cleese isn't doing so bad. He apparently had to sell a few Monty Python memorabilia! Including a helmet from Monty Python and the Holy Grail! What the FUCK!? That's heresy! 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2265649/John-Cleese-sells-TV-movie-props-fund-multi-million-pound-divorce.html

Who knew it was a good thing to have the biggest hips in the world, but apparently it is. Mikel Ruffinelli is a fat fuck with the largest hips in the world. She weighs a whopping 420 pounds! Jesus Christ! She said she doesn't seem to want to diet though, she said that men don't like skinny women and they like the "hour glass" shape. Who wants to fuck a fat fuck? 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/22/mikel-ruffinelli-worlds-largest-hips_n_2526338.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

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01/24/2013 Bloody Tampons and Dropping Acid

Well, finally the horrendous frenzy of the 666th episode is finally over and we're back to the normal schedule of the Wedge Radio Show! It's Episode 667! Whew, no devil was born and nobody died. Thank God! So, what's on the Normal Docket for tonight? It's pretty much what the Guys had for yesterday, Pica, Bloody Tampons, Giant Dicks, Dropping LSD, Being an Actor, and Dropping Acid! It's going to be a great show! So, listen live! We're live at 10PM PST at WedgeRadioNetwork.com and then listen to I'm Just Sayin' with L.J. Brown and Friends! Tonight after midnight! Tonight's going to be FUCKED up!

So, what is hip now-a-days? It would seem that Giovanna Plowman is the girl who knows what's up with future trends. I have a feeling that these trends are all based off the Twilight Series. Yes, maybe; but this girl took a bloody tampon and put it where it doesn't belong. The mouth hole! Fuck! Why? Because she can?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/24/giovanna-plowman-tampon-girl_n_2543904.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

It would seem that Shia Labeouf is not just a gigantic dick head, he's a pretentious douche as well! We here at the Wedge Radio Network used to love little Louis Stevens, up until he became completely full of himself and decided to act like a jackass. So, when the news that he dropped LSD to be a better actor came out, it put his place in the douche bagery of pretension. He also sent a video of him high to his costar Evan Rachel Wood. I would have just sent a cock pick or video of me masturbating instead of me at a low point. Dumb Shit. 
http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2013/01/22/shia_labeouf_sent_acid_trip_footage_to

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01/23/2013 Bullet to the Dick

So, tonight is the Wedge Radio Show's 666th Episode! Holy Fuck! So, what're the Guys going to talk about? Something spooky? Well, beyond the Omen and what 666 means, the Guys are going to discuss Wedge FINALLY seeing Django, Sorted Hobbies, Security Guards, Illegal Guns, Penis Shootings, the Japanese Finance Minister, and killing the old. Wait, killing the old!? More like saying, "C'mon! Old People! Hurry Up and Die Already! For Fucks Sake!" Oh... You can listen live tonight at 10PM PST at WedgeRadioNetwork.com and call in with your opinions! Call 909-666-4221.

This is a really stupid story. A Security Guard in Rio Claro was found sitting in his Security Car bleeding from the Dick. Why was his dick bleeding? Well, a small piece of metal went through it. How'd a small piece of metal went through his dick? Well, apparently he bought an illegal firearm, which went off; much like many people do; in their pants. Blowing his dick. Off. Wait, is he alive? Yup, alive. What kind of life would be worth living? 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/23/security-guard-shoots-penis-off_n_2534082.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Where is this God Forsaken Show going to go tonight? Well, what about a simple story about a man and his hobbies. A carnival was in town and the fucking Carny went... Carny? Gregory Matthew Bruni had a very eventful night. He started by getting naked, climbing on the roof of Tony Lands house, Jumped Off the Roof onto Tony, Ran Inside His House, Shit, Knock Things Over, Empty a Vacuum Cleaner's Contents, and then Ran into Tony's Son's Room to Jerk Off... Whoa, wait... I've done worse! I'm sure of it. 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/23/gregory-matthew-bruni-naked-poop-masturbate-florida_n_2533967.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

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