What We're Talking About Tonight! 05/15/2012

Wedge and Roach are going to have an interesting show tonight with the few articles that Wedge somehow mustered up.

It's not it's a Small World nor is it Space Mountain!

Australia's Adult Disneyland apparently has a Poo-Machine. Now if we could only cure Cancer or something useful... Thanks Australia, it's not like you produce anything that I know of.

http://worldnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/14/11694275-poo-machine-attracts-crowds-at-australias-subversive-adult-disneyland?lite

I would love to attend my funeral, however incidentally if it happens accidentally, well...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/47397758/ns/world_news-mideast_n_africa/#.T7G1sOtSRIE

People who listen way too much:

A woman decides to listen to a fortune teller, whom told her to enslave her children... Now let me just ask one question. Was the Fortune Teller Wrong? Hmmmmmmmm?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/10/linda-clappison-enslaving-children-fortune-teller_n_1506605.html?ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%20News