Tuesday, September 18, 2012

09/18/2012 Build Your Own Virgin

Today the guys are going to have a great episode today! They're going to talk about copying art, breaking bad, Advertisers, Tattoo Faces, Gold Bond, and Build a Virgin! It's going to be a weird/fun episode! You don't want to miss it!

If you believe life copies art then you'd be right. William Duncan, chemistry teacher, decided to Break Bad. Mr. Duncan was caught in the middle school that he worked at selling Meth to an undercover cop... I guess Mr. Duncan doesn't get past the first season... I'm still stuck on Chemistry in Middle School.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/18/william-duncan-chemistry-teacher-meth-breaking-bad_n_1893701.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Are you a big fat idiot? A dumbass who just wants a tattoo to have a tattoo? Well, I've got the perfect pitch for you! Why not get advertisers to tattoo their product on your body! YEAH! GOLD BOND MEDICATED POWDER instead of the usual THUG LIFE! They're calling these people human billboards... I hate the world I'm living in.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/18/tattoo-ads-human-billboards_n_1894235.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%20News

Who doesn't like a virgin? Well, perhaps your girlfriend, so why not do some virgin foreplay!? Apparently, there's a kit you can buy that will doll your girl up with a fake hymen! WOOT! It'll be a glorious pop of both a mess all over your sheets and reminder that your girl has been around the block a few times. I was going to say that. 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/18/artificial-hymens-kits-restore-virginity_n_1894372.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news



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